2023 MLB Season Thread: Hurry the Fuck Up

[Xno Kappa]

How many divisional games are there now with the new schedule?

[Melena]

Minor leagues, but this happened today.

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/statu...Dzyz5GGbg&s=19

How the fuck do you no hit a team and lose 7-5 lol

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[Krandor]

That teams closer/bullpen needs to be taken out back and shot

[Xno Kappa]

What’s a 4 hit batsmen?

EDIT: oh shit nvm he meant 4 HBP lmao

[Melena]

That's supposedly the angels minor league team that did that, so it seems their legacy of failure has transcended the major league club.

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[Outlaw]

Yes it is. They are called, "The Trash Pandas"

You can't make this shit up.

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[Krandor]

So according to a reddit post, it went

-4 walks
-Inning ending flyout turned into a bases clearing error
-New pitcher comes in, plunks 4 of his first 5 batters then struck a guy out
-Wild pitch caused the 7th run to come across

The fact that it's the Angels who have needed a competent bullpen for years is even funnier.

[Mertron]

let’s get these bad boys going again

https://twitter.com/umpscorecards/st...xIghEsrQibgLug

[archibaldcrane]

Favored +0.84 runs by ump, still lost 6-0

[Xno Kappa]

All Rise

[Xno Kappa]

ALL RISE!!

[Xno Kappa]

This Toronto and Angels game is pretty nuts

[Obsidian]

This Toronto and Angels game is pretty nuts

This is standard Jays baseball, my friend. The only team that can out Angels the Angels is the Blue Jays.

[archibaldcrane]

I don't think this squad is particularly good but I'm not complaining about a 7-2 start

[Mertron]

congrats to lance lynn on winning the masters

[Xno Kappa]

Oh shit I didn’t know Gio Urshela was on the Angels.

[Obsidian]

Really glad we're leaving Trevor Richards out there to face the Trout/Ohtani combo.

Also Kirk is so fucking bad at actual Catcher things, Jesus Christ.

[Obsidian]

This team is horrible, lol.

[Obsidian]

Never in doubt.

[Xno Kappa]

Boooooooo