2023 NFL Preseason Thread: Chargers Medical Staff Edition

[Tyche]

It's a girl, so hopefully I'm good. I started off by looking at small school athletes. Like, women's volleyball, and using those names. But couldn't find a DOB listed. It didn't ask for a .edu email, so I just used a spare Gmail I had.

[Weltall]

Wow lol off to scour socials for a victim

[Xno Kappa]

Is there really no email verification? That seems crazy wild lol. Time to annoy my niece who probably thinks the Lakers are a football team.

[Mertron]

wonder if i can just use my work email since it ends in .edu

[Mertron]

but then again, im just gonna stream the games from devious sources anyway

[Rhyis.]

but then again, im just gonna stream the games from devious sources anyway

[Tyche]

I pay $10-$15 a month for IPTV service during the season typically. Figure if I could get the actual service for around $100, it's worth it.

[Mertron]

hamstring, mri pending

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/s...275857317?s=46

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/sta...gIRK2bOMcBVXxg

[Mertron]

tank szn

[Xno Kappa]

Time to check the odds on Arizona having the 2024 #1 overall pick.

[Cail]

ARI also has HOU's 1st, so they could conceivably pick 1 and 2

[Rhyis.]

cratering for caleb
hindering for harrison

[Xno Kappa]

What are they smoking lol

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/sta...750715676?s=20

[Xno Kappa]

So to put this into perspective.

- They trade Simmons for a 7th.
- They trade that 7th and an OT for a 5th.
- They use that 5th to trade for Josh Dobbs and a 7th.

Did I get that right lmao?

[Mertron]

What are they smoking lol

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/sta...750715676?s=20

if you’re gonna tank you need a qb to take the fall

[Xno Kappa]

I’m sure there’s an XFL reject somewhere willing to do it for much cheaper.

[Melena]

I’m sure there’s an XFL reject somewhere willing to do it for much cheaper.

I'll allow my ribs to get crushed into my lungs for the NFL minimum for a season, or however many games I last before I'm stretchered out.

[Weltall]

If the Cards go for Caleb @ 1, who in the hell takes Kyler Murray? They might be in a situation where they have to send draft picks for someone to take him.

[Krandor]

I could see the Commies do it