2023 NFL Preseason Thread: Chargers Medical Staff Edition

[Rhyis.]

vs grier when he gets cut and lands on the broncos?

[Mertron]

cut day is tomorrow so we’re gonna start seeing some names get shed

in other news, good night sweet prince, we’ll always have the super bowl fumble recovery

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/s...634551449?s=46

[Rhyis.]

broncos cut covid legend kendall hinton. rip

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/sta...gIRK2bOMcBVXxg

[Rhyis.]

hee-haw heading to the glue factory

[Cail]

I was more thinking about how fucking terrible Arizona is going to be lol

[Rhyis.]

there is absolutely no way they aren't picking #1 overall. that shit is 100% happening

trust the process

[Krandor]

They are achieving a very impressive level of committing to the tank.

Colt McCoy could randomly drag the team to an accidental win, that's not a risk with Dobbs or whoever the fuck Tune is

[Krandor]

Streaming defense for whoever the Cardinals are playing each week here we go.

Already got the commies lined up in my work league

[Rhyis.]

Well gents. Since foosball is nearly upon us it's time for the 2022 PFF "How Shit Is My Quarterback" BG edition grading chart for the last 3 regular seasons.

Spoiler: show

Express your mad at someone who gives a shit, and I cut a bunch of irrelevant dudes.

where purdy

added. forgotten because fuck the niners

If you want to remember what 2021 looked like here you go:

Spoiler: show

[Weltall]

Colt McCoy could randomly drag the team to an accidental win, that's not a risk with Dobbs or whoever the fuck Tune is

I was about to post this exact same thing. Hasn't McCoy been "not actually awful" a few times in recent years? 99.9% of the time I do believe coaches/GMs when they say "no one tanks on purpose", but I think this is one of the extremely rare times when a front office literally sat down and drew up a plan to lose on purpose before the season even starts.

Traded away some prospective talent for nothing, cut the best QB option, going to start a street QB with 2 weeks of system familiarity, and the GM/Head coach are going into year 1. They should have just traded Baker while he had a bit of value.

Edit: And who the fuck is Clayton Tune!?

[Weltall]

Well gents. Since foosball is nearly upon us it's time for the 2022 PFF "How Shit Is My Quarterback" BG edition grading chart for the last 3 regular seasons.

Spoiler: show

Express your mad at someone who gives a shit, and I cut a bunch of irrelevant dudes.

If you want to remember what 2021 looked like here you go:

Spoiler: show

Josh Allen is def the QB doing the most with the least, so the spot is accurate. Running game is sorry as shit, Dawson Knox is trash compared to top tight end options, Diggs just complains and is bad for the sideline, and Gabe Davis wouldn't be the #2 on most teams.

[Weltall]

https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1696...663755561?s=20

[Mertron]

Well gents. Since foosball is nearly upon us it's time for the 2022 PFF "How Shit Is My Quarterback" BG edition grading chart for the last 3 regular seasons.

Spoiler: show

Express your mad at someone who gives a shit, and I cut a bunch of irrelevant dudes.

If you want to remember what 2021 looked like here you go:

Spoiler: show

[Krandor]

where purdy

[Krandor]

I was about to post this exact same thing. Hasn't McCoy been "not actually awful" a few times in recent years? 99.9% of the time I do believe coaches/GMs when they say "no one tanks on purpose", but I think this is one of the extremely rare times when a front office literally sat down and drew up a plan to lose on purpose before the season even starts.

Traded away some prospective talent for nothing, cut the best QB option, going to start a street QB with 2 weeks of system familiarity, and the GM/Head coach are going into year 1. They should have just traded Baker while he had a bit of value.

Edit: And who the fuck is Clayton Tune!?

I'm not subjecting myself to actually watching any preseason games, let alone the Cardinals, but my understanding is Colt's arm is completely cooked at this point. But he would still be experienced enough to likely will the team to a random victory (probably against the niners if we're being honest).

I have no idea what Clayton Tune looks like, but reddit tells me he had the second highest RAS at the draft this year amongst the QB position (behind Richardson). I know nothing else about him or what college team he played for. Didn't know he existed until I saw his name last week and admired how fake the name sounds.

[Rhyis.]

hurts can jump up like 20 spots if he has another good year. its just averages. also:

Express your mad at someone who gives a shit

where purdy

i forgot about/his grades didn't automatically show 'cause he played so few games
his grade was 76.6, which makes him 14th on the list.... i'll redo it later

edit: i suppose i could put cooper rush on there too, but he got 56.5 so fuck that

[Mertron]

hurts can jump up like 20 spots if he has another good year. its just averages. also:



i forgot about/his grades didn't automatically show 'cause he played so few games
his grade was 76.6, which makes him 14th on the list.... i'll redo it later

hurts played 4 games his first year, should disqualify them also

[Mertron]

whatever

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/s...739155742?s=46

[Rhyis.]

4 starts is the minimum threshold

... where was the bitching when i posted those grades before. i do this ever year lol

Welcome to the 2020 PFF "How Shit Is My Quarterback" grading chart BG edition for the last 3 regular seasons. 4 starts minimum to qualify for a season.

Spoiler: show

rip iggles qbs

Welt will be happy to know that Tannehill is the highest graded QB over the last 2 years... Over Mahomes, Russ, AR12, everyone.