MLB Offseason Thread: Shohei Ohtani Free Agent Prediction extravaganza

[Melena]

Woot, I got blocked by Dave Kaval on Twitter.

He went on a huge block rampage blocking people tagging him in posts about the team and supporting fan fest.

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[Mertron]

this is dumb but funny

Bauer went to barstool to show he’s ready to come back to mlb and went against one of their bloggers who is a former amateur baseball player

in 7 at-bats he collected two hits and a walk

https://twitter.com/librarianjoe_/st...686664183?s=46

[archibaldcrane]

I didn't know those videogame batting cages existed, that's cool as hell

[Obsidian]

Only watched for 5 seconds before Eric Sim's dumbass laugh made me turn it off.

[Richybear]

Manoah plunked 3 and gave up 4 runs in under 2 innings. He's mid-season form already!

[Obsidian]

If this placement doesn't scream Ace at you, I don't know what does.

[Melena]

If this placement doesn't scream Ace at you, I don't know what does.

Man, what the fuck did your team do to his psych?

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[Xno Kappa]

If this placement doesn't scream Ace at you, I don't know what does.

God damn lol

[Obsidian]

Man, what the fuck did your team do to his psych?

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His tire exploded from all the pressure he was filling it with.

[Melena]

Jesus, fuck cancer. 5 months after Tim Wakefield just passed from brain cancer, his wife Stacey just passed away from pancreatic cancer.

[Outlaw]

Ohtani got hitched.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C37EWnlrGHj/

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[Melena]

Damn, first time a bot ever copied what I said from a post.

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/MikeSilvermanBB/...97494523515104
https://twitter.com/MikeSilvermanBB/...97496872251429

[Mertron]

it begins

https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/statu...900039586?s=46

[Obsidian]

I like how they say "could" and "might" like there's any reasonable way to heal that outside of surgery.

[Mertron]

ivermectin

[Melena]

Jesus fuck, did they pay some architecture student to make these in AI?

https://news3lv.com/news/local/oakla...vegas-ballpark

[Mertron]

is 9 acres not small? i feel like that ain’t fitting

[Krandor]

It looks like someone told midjourney to just add some LED screens to the Sydney Operahouse

[Melena]

is 9 acres not small? i feel like that ain’t fitting

Think someone said Target Field is about the same size.

It looks like someone told midjourney to just add some LED screens to the Sydney Operahouse

What's even more hilarious is the group that did the renderings and sent them out to reporters, sent a follow up a few minutes later trying to say it's embargoed until tomorrow.