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    NFL Week 10: A look back at predictions from the first half of the season.

    Just over half the NFL games have been played, so it's time to revisit our awful week 1 predictions.

    Season predictions from me at Week 1. I still like 7/8 division calls, which is pretty damn good.

    MVP - Joe Burrow (Probably not, but there's another half of the season to go...)
    Offensive Player of the Year - Ja'Marr Chase (Definately not)
    Defensive Player of the Year - Jaelan Phillips (Definately not, but after recovering from injury, he has really began breaking out. Was crushing double and triple teams against KC)
    Offensive Rookie of the Year - Anthony Richardson (oof)
    Defensive Rookie of the Year - Jalen Carter (almost certain unless injury bug bites)
    Comeback Player of the Year - Calvin Ridley will deserve it and not get it. (I guess I don't understand this award. Hamlin still odds on favorite. Ridley doesn't even get odds. Tua is somehow #2).
    Coach of the Year - Dan Campbell (Probably in the lead. I think Demeco Ryan deserves honorable mention.)

    Division winners:
    AFC East - Miami Dolphins - (Looking good)
    AFC North - Cincinnati Bengals - (2.5 games behind Baltimore with a loss at home to Baltimore. Not looking great for the division win.)
    AFC South - Jacksonville Jaguars - (This was the free space on the bingo card)
    AFC West - KC Chiefs - (Another free space)
    Wildcard teams: Denver Broncos (LOL), New York Jets (distant chance), San Diego Chargers (ehh, less of a distant chance)

    NFC East - Philadelphia Eagles - (Again, looking very good.)
    NFC North - Detroit Lions - (With the Cousins injury, this looks good)
    NFC South - New Orleans Saints - (Leading the division, but who know and who cares...)
    NFC West - San Francisco 49ers - (Tied with Seattle, lost 3 in a row. Still think they pull it together.)
    Wildcard teams: Dallas Cowboys (yes), New York Giants (definitely not), Seattle Seahawks (probably better than 50/50)

    AFC Championship: Miami Dolphins @ Cincinnati Bengals - (Not out of the question)

    NFC Championship: Detroit Lions @ Philadelphia Eagles - (Also not out of the question)

    Superbowl champion: Cincinnati Bengals over Philadelphia - (Again, not out of the question, but it'll be tough sledding for a WC team to win the superbowl. Has only happened once since 2010, and that was with the greatest NFL player to every play the game leading the way.)

    Hot takes: Buffalo misses playoffs (I still like this pick). Russell Wilson gets MVP votes (Jesus fuck that was terrible). Josh McDaniels gets fired mid-season (DING DING DING).
    Week 10 game predictions:
    Thursday, Nov. 9
    Carolina at Chicago -3.5

    Sunday, Nov. 12
    Indianapolis at New England +2.5 - I'll take NE here to not completely melt down...yet.

    Houston at Cincinnati -7.5 - Cinci playing like one of the best teams in football.

    New Orleans at Minnesota +2.5 - I think Minnesota plays hard and eeks out a home W.

    Green Bay at Pittsburg -3.5 - I'm sure Pitt will get outplayed in every facet except the final score.

    Tennessee at Tampa Bay -.5 - Will Levis hype train adds more steam.

    San Francisco at Jacksonville +2.5 - Give me a Jacksonville upset to send the Niners questioning everything (although they shouldn't).

    Cleveland at Baltimore -5.5 - Cleveland gonna chase Lamar all game, which may not be a good thing...

    Atlanta at Arizona +2.5 - I don't know here. Atlanta does something well, right? It's fucking Arizona, not the Dallas Cowboys.

    Detroit at LA Chargers +1.5 - Won 2 in a row. Going in confident.

    NY Giants at Dallas -16.5 - I mean, c'mon

    Washington at Seattle -6.5 - Seattle takes sole possession of 1st place in the NFCW

    NY Jets at Las Vegas +2.5 - I think Vegas plays really hard and gets laser focused for their interim coach. And honestly, it won't take much more than that.

    Monday, Nov. 13
    Denver at Buffalo -7.5 - Denver hasn't played bad football last 3 weeks. Have won 2 in a row. Still, Buffalo gonna come out with something to prove.

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    I think I said Carolina would make the playoffs. Whoops

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    eagles defense gonna be 900% better this year

    https://twitter.com/adamschefter/sta...115187096?s=46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mertron View Post
    AFC EAST: Jets nope
    AFC NORTH: Bengals maybe?
    AFC SOUTH: Jags (1 seed) maybe?
    AFC WEST: Chiefs easy
    WILDCARDS: Chargers, Bills, Steelerslewl hear me out

    NFC EAST: Cowboys still in play
    NFC NORTH: Vikings hear me out
    NFC SOUTH: Saints probably?
    NFC WEST: 9ers (1 seed) maybe?
    WILDCARDS: Eagles, Lions, Falconslewl not bad

    AFC: bengals over jags
    NFC: eagles over 9ers

    Super Bowl: eagles over bengals

    Offensive Rookie: bijan nope
    Defensive Rookie: carter yep
    DPOY: parsons probably not
    OPOY: chase nope
    Comeback Player: hamlin gonna happen anyway
    Coach of the Year: dougie fresh hear me out
    MVP: burrow not likely

    First Coach Fired: mcdaniels BANG
    First Pick 2023: cards bang?

    i agree with rhyis too much fuck the cowboys

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    All my predictions have been spot on so far. Every single one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    AFC EAST: Bills
    AFC NORTH: Ravens
    AFC SOUTH: Jags
    AFC WEST: Chiefs
    WILDCARDS:Bengals, Chargers, Jets Chargers fuckin' up. AR12 dying ain't my fault.

    NFC EAST: Cowboys - Iggles won the East last year, so they can't win twice in a row. Those are the rules. I don't make the rules. Iggles gonna break the rules.
    NFC NORTH: Packers - The pack will surprise this year Oops.
    NFC SOUTH: Saints
    NFC WEST: Hawks
    WILDCARDS: Iggles, Niners, Lions Oops on the Lions.

    Superb Owl: Fuck it and fuck you: BOYS OVER BENGALS Boys ain't doin' it.

    Offensive Rookie: Bijan Robinson - Lock of the fucking century Apparently not. Who saw Stroud coming
    Defensive Rookie: Devon Witherspoon - 8+ picks
    DPOY: Micah Parsons - Homerism. Dill with it
    OPOY: Justin Jefferson - Jefferson is gonna get 1800+ yards The man died.
    Comeback Player: Damar Hamlin - Lock of the fucking century
    Coach of the Year: John Harbaugh - Ravens will be gud
    MVP: Lamar Jackson

    First Coach Fired: Ron Rivera - RIP Soon to come.
    First Pick 2023: Cardinals - Lock of the fucking century Alive, but the Panthers or da Bears are gonna end up the worst.
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    He doesn't have the INTs, but the Witherspoon call was a good one.

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    Was a nice prospect and the Hawks philosophically never draft CBs high so I figured they'd want to deploy him right.

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    Panthers in primetime! 10-7 here we come!

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    Spot on. Now let's see if we finish 15-2.

    I didn't call the other games, but honestly they've gone about as I expected them to. The only thing I didn't expect was Burrow's early rough start.

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    bryce's size compared to everyone else's will never not blow me away every time i see it

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    I for one can't wait which team manages to become the least worst

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    that might be the only td we see all game

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    Lmao the entire stadium saw the wide open bears receiver down the field on a busted coverage except the QB

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    this game isn't as bad as I thought it would be, mostly because the defenses are making the offenses look more competent than they actually are.

    But it's not a GOOD game.

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    I went to the ESPN scores page and the list of scores went in this order...

    Favorites
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    Even the crawl knew I wasn't looking for this score.

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    its funny because normally games between the worst teams can at least garner draft interest or something, but even that doesn't matter in this game

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    im doing great, thanks for asking

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    Checks box score

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