2023 NFL Week 13 Thread: Giants have a top 10 defense.

[Tyche]

Ah man, I fell asleep on the couch and missed Dallas being unable to beat a >.500 team despite what some random BG poster that no one knows exists pops in to say.

[Rhyis.]

dick sherman excited about a defense giving up 20 points in a half

[Xno Kappa]

Seahawks with no timeouts with like a minute left and the cowboys commit like a hundred offside penalties lol. This game is wild.

[Tyche]

It's really depressing I have to drink nasty ass alcohol to deal with my crippling middle class dad depression because I can't get high because I have to do a drug test in 3 weeks.

My life sucks.

But not as much as Dallas fans.

[Tyche]

What adjustments need to be made?

Give Dallas a shitty team to play. That's the needed adjustment.

[Mertron]

just get a nice scotch and relax or something

[Tyche]

Nah, I gotta drink ciders or fruity bitch drinks because I truly hate alcohol.

So I bought a cheap tequila mixer from Kroger.

[Xno Kappa]

Nah, I gotta drink ciders or fruity bitch drinks because I truly hate alcohol.

So I bought a cheap tequila mixer from Kroger.

[Rhyis.]

tyche a bigger embarrassment than daron bland tonight

[Tyche]

Wife and I go out. She orders Woodford reserve. I order a Cosmo or a mojito.

[Tyche]

tyche a bigger embarrassment than daron bland tonight

I gotta stop doing drugs so I can get prescribed more drugs. Such is life.

[Xno Kappa]

These HC interviews mid-game are always stupid as shit. I hate it in baseball and I hate it even more in football. Wtf do you want them to say?

Party Mike: Yeah Bland looking like burnt toast tonight.

[Mertron]

Wife and I go out. She orders Woodford reserve. I order a Cosmo or a mojito.

[Tyche]

Did McCarthy choke as bad as Von Miller's girlfriend when he was in Green Bay too?

[Xno Kappa]

To be fair, Dallas offense looks a fuckton better than it was under Kellen Moore.

[kuronosan]

Never mind that shit Geno runs it in. Time to do a Mojito shot

[Tyche]

Seattle has a white RB named after toilet paper?

[Rhyis.]

Did McCarthy choke as bad as Von Miller's girlfriend when he was in Green Bay too?

party mike has 300 yards and 20 points in a half
dan quinn is getting murdered by his old mentor

[Tyche]

Did y'all know that a mojito and and mint julip are the same drink, except the type of alcohol (rum vs bourbon).

[Mertron]

Seattle missing that fg gonna come back to haunt them imo