2023 NFL Week 14 Thread: Tears in (Quarterback) Heaven

[Tyche]

You haven't seen Allen check down to a RB since this season Tony?

[Tyche]

Love watching Romo have Allen's dick balls deep as Allen throws his inevitable INT.

[Xno Kappa]

It’s legit incredible how Staley is still employed. Brian Flores should be using that example if he’s still doing a lawsuit.

[6souls]

Good to see Dobbs out there giving a stat boost to the Raiders' defense.

[Weltall]

It’s legit incredible how Staley is still employed. Brian Flores should be using that example if he’s still doing a lawsuit.

Actual 0% chance he is their coach in 2024. Bellichek or Harbaugh if they can convince either.

[Xno Kappa]

I can’t imagine being a chargers fan. Shit seems masochistic at this point.

[6souls]

Jefferson being transported to the hospital

[Krandor]

I can’t imagine being a chargers fan. Shit seems masochistic at this point.

For the other 99.9% of football fans let me explain to you what it's like being a Chargers fan. It's like you hired a dominatrix for the evening to edge you the height of sexual pleasure. The moment you can feel the sweet release coming, she instead stomps her stiletto heel into your ball sack. You start screaming the safe word, but she just leaves the heel in place until all pleasure is gone. Then you wrap your bloody sack in your LaDainian Tomlinson jersey and are reminded once again he wasn't selected to the NFL 100 team. You cry yourself to sleep and prepare your body to do this again next week.

[archibaldcrane]

Jefferson being transported to the hospital

Jesus

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[archibaldcrane]

Herbert out for the game with a finger injury

[Melena]

What a dime to Aiyuk

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[Weltall]

https://twitter.com/jbaileynfl/statu...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

[Weltall]

There hasn’t been a 0-0 halftime game in 4 years, until today we had 2.

Most down-bad NFL season in forever.

[Mertron]

let’s go seachickens

[archibaldcrane]

There hasn’t been a 0-0 halftime game in 4 years, until today we had 2.

Most down-bad NFL season in forever.

How about 0-0 through 3 quarters? Vikes/Raiders going to the 4th a scoreless tie

[Cail]

There hasn’t been a 0-0 halftime game in 4 years, until today we had 2.

Most down-bad NFL season in forever.

1st time since the 80s we had 2 in 1 day

[archibaldcrane]

How about 0-0 through 3 quarters? Vikes/Raiders going to the 4th a scoreless tie

https://twitter.com/JoshDubowAP/stat...89222133227745

[Xno Kappa]

For the other 99.9% of football fans let me explain to you what it's like being a Chargers fan. It's like you hired a dominatrix for the evening to edge you the height of sexual pleasure. The moment you can feel the sweet release coming, she instead stomps her stiletto heel into your ball sack. You start screaming the safe word, but she just leaves the heel in place until all pleasure is gone. Then you wrap your bloody sack in your LaDainian Tomlinson jersey and are reminded once again he wasn't selected to the NFL 100 team. You cry yourself to sleep and prepare your body to do this again next week.

Lmao

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/JoshDubowAP/stat...89222133227745

that cowboys eagles game was all the starters basically resting for the eagles. don’t remember what the cowboys were up to

[Xno Kappa]

Lmao Aiyuk fumble