2023 NFL Week 14 Thread: Tears in (Quarterback) Heaven

[Weltall]

Will Levis is fucking awful lol.

As the announcer says, "Will Levis was the best player on the field tonight." You're just mad he is from Kentucky, Louisville fan.

Tua was trash. Micah Parsons was dead on the other day about anyone being able to throw to Hill and be good.

[Rhyis.]

As the announcer says, "Will Levis was the best player on the field tonight."

i wouldn't say this, but he played better than tua

[Tyche]

Miami rested 2 offensive lineman that didn't need to rest because they thought they'd walk all over Tennessee. Then the center goes down and you get conservative after injuries to your WRs. It's December Mike, play your fucking players.

On a positive note, hopefully ends the talk of the 1 seed and I don't have to figure out how to move 30 appointments.

[Weltall]

Welt logic dictates he made a 100 million trillion dollars from this bet. Can’t show you the bet slip cuz his tax audit isn’t done.

Son I pay my taxes. Got a friend who gambles BIG BIG though who doesn't...only a matter of time for him.

[Xno Kappa]

Tommy Cutlets winning despite the wack ass teams he’s drawing against.

[Tyche]

+2 TO differential and up 14 with 3 minutes left. Has to be the biggest choke in years. McDaniel is going to deservedly get absolutely dragged for this.

[Xno Kappa]

Imagine spending draft capital on Jordan Love, only for Tommy Cutlets using basic New Jersey shit to win. Those plastic cheese heads at MetLife should be ashamed of themselves. Go the fuck away and back to your depressing Midwest living.

[Rhyis.]

how quickly we forget that koupons came back and beat matty 2 pints from 0-33 just last year

[Weltall]

+2 TO differential and up 14 with 3 minutes left. Has to be the biggest choke in years. McDaniel is going to deservedly get absolutely dragged for this.

He should. 3rd and something with no timeouts left, almost no time left, and you call a play where you immediately throw it 6 yards behind the line of scrimmage. Terrible

[Weltall]

https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status...559810315?s=20

[Mertron]

missed high score for the week by 3 points. oh well

we’re on to the playoffs

don’t feel like doing math to see if I took over high score for the year in the last week

[Mertron]

i would appreciate it if henry and hopkins (and levis i guess) continue to look competent on offense

[Weltall]

Imagine spending draft capital on Jordan Love, only for Tommy Cutlets using basic New Jersey shit to win. Those plastic cheese heads at MetLife should be ashamed of themselves. Go the fuck away and back to your depressing Midwest living.

LOLOLOLOL I'm crying

[Weltall]

i would appreciate it if henry and hopkins (and levis i guess) continue to look competent on offense

Next week they should get Texans without Stroud/Tank/Nico.

[Krandor]

+2 TO differential and up 14 with 3 minutes left. Has to be the biggest choke in years. McDaniel is going to deservedly get absolutely dragged for this.

From reddit

From November 2016 until this game, there were 768 occasions where a team trailed by 14+ with under 3 minutes left. The first 767 trailing teams lost. But Tennessee didn't.

[Rhyis.]

missed high score for the week by 3 points. oh well

we’re on to the playoffs

don’t feel like doing math to see if I took over high score for the year in the last week

ive had the most points for by 100 the whole way and i'm the 5 seed. shits so weird sometimes

[Krandor]

That kick by Folk sealed playoff positioning for the guy in my league whose team got massively hit by the injury bug the last couple weeks.

And by positioning meaning I get to play him round 1 next week, yay

[Mertron]

in my league the last minute love td made my buddy lose by .2 points

it clinched him last place. no punishment but it’s funny

[kuronosan]

So while I'm hacking my lungs out and laughing at the Dolphins can someone explain why, even though the right call to make, KT was even flagged at all? Seems to be a grossly overlooked occurrence in games for something so egregious. I'm not worried about whether it changes things, I'm just genuinely curious why it needed to be called when it is something that seems to happen alot across the league (last night Waddle was lined up similarly).

[Tyche]

You doing call rotation tonight too? Maybe Waddle checked with the line guy and he said he was good.

I'm just now getting to see the Tommy Devito dad and agent clips and holy shit what a season subplot. I'm about to rewatch My Cousin Vinny for the 50th time to take my mind off the Dolphins who made me sit through Welt's shit talking.