2023 NFL Week 15 Thread: Quit Gettin’ Mad at Football Games

[Mertron]

Spoiler: show

the new york teams just won offensive player of the week at the qb position, all teams are now equally terrible, you can stop arguing about your shitty qb’s DVOAPFFEPA+winrar.trt rankings

[Mertron]

anyway the “trade candy bars for tickets” franchise has moved south

https://twitter.com/boss_hogg_81/sta...934210943?s=46

[Xno Kappa]

https://twitter.com/giants/status/17...4cFnT_86rk5g5Q

[Tyche]

Miami's tackle, converted to guard, converted to backup center, who is now the starting center, well, he was seen in a walking boot. Miami's new new starting center, well, he hasn't played a down since 2019.

Next four defenses Miami faces. Jets, Cowboys, Ravens, Bills.

Season about to collapse every bit as dramatically as Sean McDermott wanted the Twin Towers to collapse.

[Weltall]

Miami should see if Ben Jones wants to play. He was really good last year still when he retired.

Either way, Miami will be fine for the playoffs because of all the AFC injuries.

[Krandor]

If they have no functional center it's not unreasonable to think they could go winless against that crop of defenses, especially if Tyreek has lingering issues with his ankle

[kuronosan]

Odds that Jets try to get rid of Zach Wilson after the season is over?

[Tyche]

Miami should see if Ben Jones wants to play. He was really good last year still when he retired.

Either way, Miami will be fine for the playoffs because of all the AFC injuries.

While no one's come out to say anything official, word is that Miami reached out and that he is no longer interested in playing. Aaron Rodgers also tried to get him to the Jets before the season, and he turned them down as well.

[Tyche]

If they have no functional center it's not unreasonable to think they could go winless against that crop of defenses, especially if Tyreek has lingering issues with his ankle

The loss to the Titans was massive. Last week, Dolphins magic number was 3 (Bills losses/Dolphins wins). Expectation was that Miami could potentially clinch this week with a Jets win, but now it's going to get much tighter since that number is unchanged with Bills beating Chiefs and Dolphins losing to Titans. Miami really needs the Cowboys to win to drive that number to 1.

Bills schedule
Cowboys
@Chargers
Patriots
@Dolphins

That should be 2 easy Ws and 2 tossups.

Miami's schedule
Jets
@Baltimore
Cowboys
Bills

That should be a W, L, and 2 tossups.

Miami does not want to go into that week 18 match with the division on the line.

[Rhyis.]

The boys can win out, have a 14-3 season, and still be the 5 seed. Cry more lol

[Tyche]

Love how you can read a post and just pull context and meaning right out of your ass. Quite a skill you have there.

[Weltall]

Chiefs remaining cupcake schedule is 4 backup QBs. They are going 4-0

[Rhyis.]

Love how you can read a post and just pull context and meaning right out of your ass. Quite a skill you have there.

there's no other way to take a post talking about the sky falling for a team that has a 95% chance of going to the playoffs, even if they lose out

[Mertron]

is someone talking about teams whose sky is falling?

[Melena]

If Dallas and Philly can each lose one more game to give the Niners some breathing room, that would be great.

Cardinals, Ravens, Commies, Rams to finish up the season. Ravens game is the one I'm potentially most worried about due to our history against mobile QB's.

[Mertron]

did you guys know the eagles have lost 7 straight to the seahawks and haven’t beat them since 2008 fifteen god damn years ago

because i didn’t until two minutes ago

[Mertron]

good news tho: the last time the eagles lost to them in seattle they won the super bowl

[Xno Kappa]

Football needs to start doing what baseball does with Latin countries and setup youth training camps in places with considerable Samoan populations.

There’s just not enough legitimate oline talent being developed through colleges anymore.

[Xno Kappa]

Maybe next time I should refresh the thread before posting too.

[kuronosan]

Chiefs remaining cupcake schedule is 4 backup QBs. They are going 4-0

I just need the Ravens to lose twice tbh but nothing surprises me anymore