Celebrity Death Thread 2024: Kissinger probably ate the wrong soup edition

**Kaslo** · 2024-02-14 10:35

**Mertron** · 2024-02-15 12:01

dunno who this is, just here to post the joke

https://twitter.com/jakedchinatown/s...946529076?s=46

**Outlaw** · 2024-02-15 12:58

Originally Posted by Anoat

Bill Post, the creator of Pop-Tarts, 96

When they lower his casket in to the ground it will pop back up after 30 seconds

At least he lived long enough to see his creation get a silly bowl game.

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**kuronosan** · 2024-02-19 15:14

Originally Posted by Anoat

Bill Post, the creator of Pop-Tarts, 96

When they lower his casket in to the ground it will pop back up after 30 seconds

Well done

**Drai** · 2024-02-19 15:55

Originally Posted by kuronosan

Well done

I find they're only usually half done after one go, might be my toaster.

**Outlaw** · 2024-02-19 17:08

Also I hope he was wrapped in foil before they put him in the casket so he will stay fresh.

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**kuronosan** · 2024-02-19 17:47

Honestly they could have cremated him and he'd still be fine.

**Mertron** · 2024-02-19 20:25

**Zealot** · 2024-02-19 20:30

Oh no

Well she brought a lot of happiness to the world.

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**Andalusian girls** · 2024-02-19 20:50

starting to suspect with all the overdoses suicides and assaults porn isn't a great industry

**Zealot** · 2024-02-19 20:54

I think lawyers have a higher rate of substance abuse and suicide as a profession.

**Roranora** · 2024-02-19 21:03

farmers are pretty good at suicide too

**Andalusian girls** · 2024-02-19 21:05

starting to suspect more than one thing can be bad at a time

**Byrthnoth** · 2024-02-19 21:15

CDC says that the performing arts (not sure where porn distributes, but it seems plausible) is basically the top suicide rate for women: https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/72/wr/mm7250a2.htm

**kuronosan** · 2024-02-19 22:58

Sucks that either way they're fucked

**Ragns** · 2024-02-19 23:31

Originally Posted by kuronosan

Sucks that either way they're fucked

**kuronosan** · 2024-02-19 23:32

I AM THE HELP

Also hi

**Anoat** · 2024-02-22 01:27

Originally Posted by Mertron

TMZ says it was suicide via shotgun in the mouth Jesus Christ

**Mertron** · 2024-02-22 10:47

that’ll do it i reckon

**Andalusian girls** · 2024-02-22 12:39

TMZ ought get charlie hebdo'd

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