2023 NFL Week 18 Thread: I Don’t Care Who You Play

[Rhyis.]

The only NFL coach that hasn't been paid out in history is like...Lane Kiffin with the Raiders and I believe that is still technically in litigation somehow lmao

kliff kingsbury is probably still screwing ladyboys out in thailand on the cards dime as we speak.

[Mertron]

bears fire their offensive coordinator

[Melena]

bears fire their offensive coordinator

And their QB coach

[Mertron]

apparently giants radio is saying wink martindale basically was going rogue towards the end of the year and was defying daboll? that’s why the assistant coaches were fired and martindales response was to resign

maybe i shouldn’t be listening to the fan

[Xno Kappa]

The story is that Wink has been undermining Daboll since at least the second cowboys game. Trying to create his own little fiefdom. Even going over him to speak to ownership.

Daboll approached the defensive crew and asked if anyone wanted to talk about any issues. Nobody spoke up. Daboll then fired Wink’s buddies because the OLB unit underperformed. Wink got butthurt, cursed him out, and then just left without technically quitting.

One thing to take into consideration is that Daboll also fired the OL coach. Who was one of his own buddies. So Wink really has no room to complain.

[Weltall]

Wink should be blackballed to be honest. Done himself no favors

[Mertron]

orlovsky posted his awards ballot on Instagram then deleted it

https://twitter.com/bootlegfantasy/s...888646432?s=46

[Tyche]

Chiefs by 20

Who is gonna catch the ball for the chiefs when it's -10 lol? I can't see them scoring enough to win by 20. They've only scored 30 once since Halloween. I'm thinking like 20-13. Miami's only chance is gonna be for Achane/Mostert to put together a 200+ yard affair, control ToP, and just run a 4 minute offense all game long.

[Mertron]

he won’t win but if you’re not going to give purdy or cmc credit for mvp or the niners success as a whole, then shanahan should be coach of the year

yes I know that’s not how it works but im right

[Weltall]

Lamar is going to win, and its going to be the weakest MVP of all-time in a season of the worst competition overall of all-time. Modern times, of course.

[Mertron]

Lamar is going to win, and its going to be the weakest MVP of all-time in a season of the worst competition overall of all-time. Modern times, of course.

or

qb play as a whole has been ok this year at the top but it turned into a week-by-week survivor episode for some reason

also because no one wants to give the award to a rb or wr

[Tyche]

There's no world where Demeco doesn't win coach of the year. He's had such an incredible season.

[Mertron]

if i cant give it to shanahan, ryans would be my vote

[Xno Kappa]

Just make the MVP a QB award already. Name it after Unitas or some shit.

[Weltall]

or

qb play as a whole has been ok this year at the top but it turned into a week-by-week survivor episode for some reason

also because no one wants to give the award to a rb or wr

Well yes, CMC should be the MVP, but I'm talking about whats *actually* going to happen, not what should. If Purdy's worst game was like week 1 instead of when it was, he would have been the run-away MVP by these voters since he is a QB.

[Melena]

or

qb play as a whole has been ok this year at the top but it turned into a week-by-week survivor episode for some reason

also because no one wants to give the award to a rb or wr

Only reason why it became a week by week survivor episode is people were losing their minds that a last pick in the NFL fucking draft had the audacity to put up MVP numbers, so the goal posts kept getting moved. CMC and Purdy both should have been at the very least 2 & 3 if you're going to give it to Lamar.

So yeah, assuming Lamar does win it, has there ever been a QB who won that was out of the top 10 in passing yards, completion percentage, YPG, and TD Passes all in the same year?

[Rhyis.]

if dak presgod wasn't a cowboy he'd be named mvp, his stats are so much better than lamar's. he has the most passing tds, best td/turnover differential, and the boys are only 1 game behind the ravens. that's generally who wins this thing

it's going to be embarrassing when lamar wins mvp but isn't first or second all-pro. those will go to dak and purdy

it turned into a week-by-week survivor episode for some reason

this is correct

So yeah, assuming Lamar does win it, has there ever been a QB who won that was out of the top 10 in passing yards, completion percentage, YPG, and TD Passes all in the same year?

no. in the last 10 years, excluding the year wentz got hurt and bardy got it instead, the mvp has always been the guy who has the best td/turnover differential. end of conversation

this year, because of feels, it's something else entirely

[kuronosan]

Who is gonna catch the ball for the chiefs when it's -10 lol? I can't see them scoring enough to win by 20. They've only scored 30 once since Halloween. I'm thinking like 20-13. Miami's only chance is gonna be for Achane/Mostert to put together a 200+ yard affair, control ToP, and just run a 4 minute offense all game long.

Bruh we live in this weather we're not worried about the cold. Arrowhead is a heated field. It's not going to be a 20 point game though lol

[Xno Kappa]

The coldest recorded Kansas City Chiefs game was 11 degrees and that was back in 1996. None of these players have played in what’s projected to be sub zero temperatures. Let alone with the frequency to have gained any kind of advantage.

[Tyche]

Bruh we live in this weather we're not worried about the cold. Arrowhead is a heated field. It's not going to be a 20 point game though lol

They can't catch the ball in 60 degree temps either tho.