Too Busy Watching Royal Rumble To Make Conf. Championship Thread; Superb Owl 58 Thread

[Weltall]

https://twitter.com/vikingsdynasty/s...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/nfl_memes/status...961076972?s=46

[Xno Kappa]

BARS!

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1754550492351402269?s=20

[Rhyis.]

imagine being such a crazy fan that you're willing to cape for a dui offender who has plead guilty and served jail time due to drunk driving on multiple occasions... and it's not even a player on his team, but the dad

apparently janitors condone potential murderers. who knew

[Melena]

Do you drink when you go out to dinner? Do you Uber on a date at a restaurant or never have a glass of wine or beer ever?

I've seen plenty of wealthy folks at fancy dinners have a glass of wine and drive home. Never get pulled over. Never cause problems. Most of them would be considered driving under the influence if they were randomly checked.

So if all of you are telling me you've *never* had even a single drink then drove home you're full of shit.

I cap myself with a limit of one on the rare time i do have a drink while going out for dinner if I don't Uber.

I also don't have multiple dui arrests, so yes I can trust myself if I can drive or not.

If I know I'm having any more then a single drink, then yes, I Uber. I'd rather pay 20-30 each way, not drink and be safe then drive, have a few and spend the night in jail.

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[Melena]

49ers got the short end of the stick for practice field. They get UNLV's practice field, which had sod placed over it's turf last week and appears to have a hardness rating in the 50's. League average is 78, lowest is 70.

Chief's on the other hand get to use the Raiders practice field.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...ld-sources-say

[Weltall]

Eric Bieniemy canned. Lesean McCoy wins this round.

[Anoat]

Stop what you are doing now and watch Jameis Winston tell the origin story of eating the W

https://twitter.com/PardonMyTake/sta...13784297660853

[Weltall]

https://twitter.com/tylerboydszn/sta...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

[Xno Kappa]

BARS!

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1754550492351402269?s=20

[Mertron]

the face of a man who lost 20 of the last 24 games he played against the eagles

[Xno Kappa]

Oh cool. Someone tell me how to feel.

https://twitter.com/art_stapleton/st...4cFnT_86rk5g5Q

[Xno Kappa]

the face of a man who lost 20 of the last 24 games he played against the eagles

Awwwww how cute!

Spoiler: show

[Mertron]

it’s being reported that vrabel was not hired because he is too big and scary

https://twitter.com/tampabaytre/stat...951349926?s=46

[Melena]

Oh cool. Someone tell me how to feel.

https://twitter.com/art_stapleton/st...4cFnT_86rk5g5Q

I'd say ask Welt, but his response may hinge on certain aspects about Shane Bowen that are beyond his control.

[Mertron]

heck

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/s...656023344?s=46

[Mrbeansman]

49ers got the short end of the stick for practice field. They get UNLV's practice field, which had sod placed over it's turf last week and appears to have a hardness rating in the 50's. League average is 78, lowest is 70.

Chief's on the other hand get to use the Raiders practice field.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...ld-sources-say

lol the 9ers org has spent the whole start to the week whining like a stupid little bitch. Gotta get those excuses in preemptively.

[Xno Kappa]

heck

https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/s...656023344?s=46

No way they make this a division game right?

[Xno Kappa]

Wait week 1? Good. We’ll be playing the cowboys in Jerry world.

[Melena]

lol the 9ers org has spent the whole start to the week whining like a stupid little bitch. Gotta get those excuses in preemptively.

Don't know what you're smoking. All they've said is their D has played like ass and if they want to win, they need to play better.

NFL actually fucked them on this as the sod should have been laid six weeks ago, not last week.

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