2024 MLB Regular Season Thread: This thread has been deferred until 2034

[Mertron]

incoming

https://twitter.com/jaycuda/status/1...076434418?s=46

[Mertron]

incoming

https://twitter.com/jaycuda/status/1...076434418?s=46

they lost

[synistar]

with a walk off grand salami lol

[Mertron]

https://twitter.com/talkinbaseball_/...708823516?s=46

[Xno Kappa]

https://twitter.com/wutangkids/statu...4cFnT_86rk5g5Q

[synistar]

https://twitter.com/wutangkids/statu...4cFnT_86rk5g5Q

full size - https://bucket.bluegartr.com/6a40a64...86df83e852.jpg


full size - https://bucket.bluegartr.com/fd768b8...9a6560727c.jpg

[Melena]

beautiful.

[Obsidian]

Shocking that the Brewers didn't realize until today that they could steal literally every base when Kirk is catching for the Jays.

[Xno Kappa]

Yankees are now 17-1 against the AL Central this season.

[Mertron]

josh donaldson mvp to bum speedrun complete

https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/statu...403123673?s=46

[Obsidian]

The Blue Jays DFA'd their cleanup hitter today.

Which is to say, they DFA'd Vogelbach.

[Mertron]

ruh roh

(doesn’t look like he was gambling on babsell)

https://twitter.com/yahoosports/stat...382997794?s=46

[Obsidian]

He says he wasn't, but much like most strikes and balls, I simply don't believe you.

[Outlaw]

ruh roh

(doesn’t look like he was gambling on babsell)

https://twitter.com/yahoosports/stat...382997794?s=46

It got deleted. Who was it talking about?

[synistar]

It got deleted. Who was it talking about?

Pat Hoberg - https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...es-sources-say

[Krandor]

He says he wasn't, but much like most strikes and balls, I simply don't believe you.

Hoberg is actually a very good ump, he's consistently right at the top in accuracy of his calls

[Xno Kappa]

Fresh copy pasta

“Be me, 26 yeahs old

Wake up, get out of Sawx jammies

Get ready to Fuck the Yankees

Put on Oahtiz jersey

Head to the Dunkies next to my apahtment

One down the road sucks

Oardah is wrong, whatevah, Mazz says coffee is poison anyway

Spike the cup and yell “Yankees Suck!”

Use my Chahlie cahd to get on the T

See a black man in the front cah

Heckle, whole train applauds

Shout Oahtiz 3:16 “This is our fucking city!”

Get to Southie, head into Dunks

Time to get to work, staht setting up Pedroia cahdboard cutouts

Just me, my co-workah and 12 Pedroia cutouts

Most beautiful girl in Bawstin walks in, sawlid 3/10

She’s wearing a 11 jersey and some strained yoga pants

Try to be smooth, “Nice Devahs jersey. Wanna get a cawfee sumtime?”

She says no, she’s gawt a man. Second best again

Fucking pink hats

Get off work, take the T home

Stawp into bah for some chicken and a drink or twelve

Bucky fucking Dent of a bahtendah cut me off aftah six beeahs and a few shawts

Whatevah, nawt even buzzed. Irish blood

Get to apahtment, check messages

Ma says two of my cousins were crushed by an overpass from the Big Dig

Less than usual, a good day

Get out of Oahtiz jersey, put on Sawx jammies

Check undah bed for Derek Jetah

What the fuck? He’s theah

Run out of the apahtment, see black guy I heckled earliah

Has friends with him, including Jetah

Too outnumbahd, get the shit beat outta me

Cawps show up and ask how it all went down

Tell them it was...

Alex Fawkin Verdugo”

[Krandor]

That's not new, just changed the names

[synistar]

Hoberg is actually a very good ump, he's consistently right at the top in accuracy of his calls

Only scorecard I know that's flawless

https://twitter.com/UmpScorecards/st...35374985854976

[Xno Kappa]

That's not new, just changed the names

New to me damn it!