2024 MLB Regular Season Thread: This thread has been deferred until 2034

**Krandor** · 2024-04-04 10:57

https://twitter.com/Athletics/status...98900282687717

**Melena** · 2024-04-04 11:16

Fuck John Fisher

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**Mertron** · 2024-04-04 11:41

the ability to sit on outfield wall grass for a big league game would be pretty cool tho

**synistar** · 2024-04-04 11:50

Originally Posted by Mertron

the ability to sit on outfield wall grass for a big league game would be pretty cool tho

Until you realize summers in Sacramento can hit 100°F+ and there's no shade for anyone.

**Mertron** · 2024-04-04 11:52

what’s a little heatstroke among friends

**6souls** · 2024-04-04 12:32

https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1775938717263290381

**Mertron** · 2024-04-04 13:08

good sales pitch

https://twitter.com/o_a_khan/status/...179602462?s=46

**Krandor** · 2024-04-04 13:27

https://twitter.com/t_hildy/status/1...638039915?s=20

Also sounds like next season they will just be the Athletics, no city name.

**Mertron** · 2024-04-04 15:38

he’s still got it

https://twitter.com/gifs_baseball/st...055484710?s=46

**Obsidian** · 2024-04-04 15:58

I mean the shadow of the bat clearly crossed home plate.

**Outlaw** · 2024-04-05 01:27

Originally Posted by Mertron

https://twitter.com/gottabelievepod/...557211575?s=46

Even in victory, the 2-1 score speaks to the Mets' extreme troubles on offense to start the 2024 season. The Mets didn't manage a hit in the game until Harrison Bader led off the eighth with a bloop single that left the bat at a wee 69.3 mph. That ended a stretch in which the Mets went 13 straight innings without managing a hit, the longest such streak in franchise history. Coming into Thursday's second game, the Mets' offense ranked last in MLB in OPS with a dismal mark of .507. They also ranked 29th in hits, and tied for 25th in home runs. To state the obvious, none of those rankings measurably improved after the lineup went 3 for 25 at the plate against Detroit.

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/m...tory/live/amp/

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**Mertron** · 2024-04-05 10:33

https://twitter.com/arcainiluke/stat...636840799?s=46

**Mertron** · 2024-04-05 10:40

fuck it i put $25 on it, lets go

**Xno Kappa** · 2024-04-05 10:43

Lol

**Mertron** · 2024-04-05 12:13

being told the earthquake was just the blue jays plane landing in NY with alek manoah on board

**Obsidian** · 2024-04-05 13:52

A little surprised the Yankees decided to waste an actual MLB pitcher on this start when they could have just called down any hotdog vendor from the bleachers to pitch a quality start against this Jays team.

Edit: lmao