2024 NFL Week 5 Thread: Yes Your Team Sucks

[Weltall]

https://x.com/whitepeppergdf/status/...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

[Weltall]

Sounds like the Pats Jabrill Peppers is cooked.

Arrested for strangulation, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, possession.

[Xno Kappa]

Yikes!

[Rhyis.]

Also, Daniel Jones is better than Jalen Hurts and Dak Prescott and I’m tired of pretending he’s not.

Imagine paying 55-60+ million AAV guaranteed for tush pushes and garbage time stats lol

if he could win more than 6 foosball games a year maybe people would jump on this train

[Xno Kappa]

If you can’t handle when Danny Dints than don’t jump on the bandwagon when Danny Dimes.

[Weltall]

Prepare the stretcher.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1843289481321079292

[Weltall]

Thank goodness the NFL expanded the playoffs to 7 teams so this guy could continue to be a Bye week for opponents:

https://x.com/frazmoney93/status/1843156782816067669

[Rhyis.]

thats rough

[Weltall]

In the post-game presser, Tomlin was asked about Najee Harris' 14 carries for 42 yards:

"Now that is production you can work with".

[Xno Kappa]

Is this a top 10 defense?

https://twitter.com/JordanRaanan/sta...06013031104939

[Xno Kappa]

[Tyche]

[Mertron]

Prepare the stretcher.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1843289481321079292

this is the same guy who said antonio gibson was starting this week. fuck him through all eternity

[Weltall]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1843315465059553344

[Mertron]

https://x.com/aschatznfl/status/1843...983522501?s=46

wow im sure they absolutely will play like shit next week! no way they get it together for whichever team might be playing them!

[Xno Kappa]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1843315465059553344

Awww damn that sucks. I wonder who they play next week…

[Weltall]

https://x.com/Schultz_Report/status/1843323254351745244

[Mertron]

https://x.com/chefanthonydc/status/1...146882856?s=46

[kuronosan]

Jesus fuck can any of these people stay healthy? What next, a broken tibia for *checks old notes* Alex Smith?

[Anoat]

https://x.com/aschatznfl/status/1843...983522501?s=46

wow im sure they absolutely will play like shit next week! no way they get it together for whichever team might be playing them!

Jameis is RIGHT THERE waiting to throw TDs to both teams every Sunday