2024 NFL Week 5 Thread: Yes Your Team Sucks

[Rhyis.]

https://x.com/chefanthonydc/status/1...146882856?s=46

my dad the skins fan hasn't been this insufferable for basically as long as i've been alive

[Roranora]

has he figured out he's a commanders fan yet

[Rhyis.]

negative. it's still hail to the redskins

[Roranora]

that checks out. tbf i was telling mijo about them yesterday, we liked those unis

i said "these are the redski---commanders. these are the commanders, son"

[Cail]

https://twitter.com/josephperson/sta...59089918984348
https://twitter.com/josephperson/sta...58832233476329
https://twitter.com/josephperson/sta...59554043818378

Moton's streak of 120 games (104 starts) is over

[Rhyis.]

thought nijman was still a packer, least your backup has played games. last night was the first time hoffman saw a nfl field

[Mertron]

the vibes on twitter are if the eagles lose to the browns we are all walking into the ocean next week, nice knowing you all (except for you. you know who you are)

[Krandor]

That seems like a very reasonable take given where the Browns offense is at

[Rhyis.]

their defense is struggling carrying the weight because of their shit offense too. there becomes a point where you're just on the field too much

[Mertron]

you guys are not going to trick me

[Mertron]

i long for the waves of the atlantic

[Mertron]

i was going to start posting aenima lyrics but the people in Florida have it reserved

[Mertron]

cardinals season is over

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/...235927506?s=46

[kuronosan]

There's hope for the Browns yet

[Rhyis.]

Jesus fuck can any of these people stay healthy?

https://x.com/wfaa/status/1843388352168403252

chauncey golston and tyrus wheat literally the only edges left on the team atm

[kuronosan]

Rashee probably out for the season, sounds like an LCL.

[Weltall]

Excellent news

[Rhyis.]

fuck 'em

[Dimmauk]

negative. it's still hail to the redskins

I will always call them the Redskins

[Anoat]

I am trailing my h2h fantasy opponent by 20 points but I’ve got Mahomes, Kelce, and Kamara tonight so hopefully that should put me ahead.