2024 NFL Week 6: Escorted Out by Ayahuasca

[Tyche]

That's a good kick. If it's above the upright, it doesn't have to be inside. It can be over (inside the outside edge). Don't ask me how I know that, because I don't remember, but I'm like 99.999999% sure I'm right.

[Weltall]

When he kicked it, I literally started walking downstairs to get a water refill and said out loud “damn he missed it ugly”.

Came back upstairs and was wondering how the fuck they got the point.

[Weltall]

That's a good kick. If it's above the upright, it doesn't have to be inside. It can be over (inside the outside edge). Don't ask me how I know that, because I don't remember, but I'm like 99.999999% sure I'm right.

You have absolutely no clue from that stillframe how far the ball is from the goal lol, but yes what you’re saying is correct in general but I think we know that already.

[Tyche]

You have absolutely no clue from that stillframe how far the ball is from the goal lol, but yes what you’re saying is correct in general but I think we know that already.

I know enough about how fucking perspective works to know it's not further right than it appears.

[Weltall]

Ok, which yardline is it at in the picture?

[Mertron]

I know about fucking depth perception, I know because I watch fucking football

[Mertron]

anyway not that anyone cares, but sirianni in his press conference said he was telling the fans to cheer louder, which makes sense because he puts his finger to his ear before doing the literal “get loud” motion right after

I’m sure Ari will post a retraction about this shit that no one really cares about

[Mertron]

also the press was grilling him about the fact the eagles have still scored 0 points in the first quarter, which is what people should actually care about

[Weltall]

https://x.com/profootballtalk/status...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

[Tyche]

I know about fucking depth perception, I know because I watch fucking football

That perception that you definitely have a better view of than the ref standing right under the goal post? That perception from those camera angles?

Y'all can just admit that maybe, just maybe, it went over the upright and y'all's brains can't put together perspective.

[Mertron]

hey look at this piece of shit conveniently leaving the “telling them to cheer louder” part out of this follow-up that I just fucking listened to

engagement clown

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/...769770869?s=46

[Krandor]

Good thing my opponent is a dumbass who left inactive players in his roster, cause Fields is sucking extreme ass so far.

[Mertron]

That perception that you definitely have a better view of than the ref standing right under the goal post? That perception from those camera angles?

Y'all can just admit that maybe, just maybe, it went over the upright and y'all's brains can't put together perspective.

buddy i was making a callback joke to last year

(but yes i still say he missed)

[Mertron]

can yak Prescott not do yak Prescott things today, I have Tolbert and Ferguson going

[Krandor]

Just wait for garbage time, he'll take care of you

[Mertron]

gibbs is either very fast or the cowboys are very slow

or both

[Mertron]

https://x.com/lateroundqb/status/184...151681022?s=46

[Weltall]

Good thing my opponent is a dumbass who left inactive players in his roster, cause Fields is sucking extreme ass so far.

I’m actually too terrified to open my main matchup. My players on Thursday were shit and I am assuming kmet did enough solo to end me.

[Weltall]

https://x.com/albertbreer/status/184...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

[Mertron]

https://x.com/albertbreer/status/184...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

buddy you are behind the times

first and 25 for the browns

they’re totally converting this btw

desean watson was 0 for his last 26 converting on third down when passing

seriously. 0/26

guess what just happened