MVP - Mahomes: They added a lot of fast/deep weapons and should equate to good stats for him
Yikes and Xavier Worthy is ass
Offensive Player of the Year - Tyreek Hill: CMC is going to hit the injury bug again
Well I was dead on about half of this
Defensive Player of the Year - Parsons: His effort is going to be 100% going for the biggest contract
Yikes
Offensive Rookie of the Year - Caleb Williams: Someone far more deserving, probably MHjr, will lose out to the QB position
Ain't no way, he sucks
Defensive Rookie of the Year - Latu
Looks like he is currently top 3 in odds, yay
Comeback Player of the Year - Rodgers: He has no competition, if he avoids injury
Cousins counts apparently, so nope
Coach of the Year - Andy Reid: It may be his last season, health sooner than later isn't going to give him the option.
I think he bags it, go me
Division winners:
AFC East - Dolphins
RIP
AFC North - Ravens
Likely, go me
AFC South - Texans
Yep, go me
AFC West - Chiefs
Yep, go me
Wildcard teams: Bengals / Jets / TITANS
TITANS was a meme, I guess someone has to fill these spots...so still alive
NFC East - Eagles
Yep, go me
NFC North - Packers: Lions schedule is really difficult
Doubtful
NFC South - Falcons
Yep, go me
NFC West - 49ers
Yep, go me - don't care what current record is
Wildcard teams: Cowboys / Lions / Bucs
Could get 2/3
AFC Championship: Chiefs defeat Bengals
Chiefs are probably cooking the Ravens, again
NFC Championship: 49ers defeat Cowboys
RIP
Superbowl champion: 49ers
Eagles probably rat their way into the Bowl and lose to the Chiefs
Drafting 1st in 2025: Patriots
Currently drafting 1st, go me
Coaches fired at end of season: Daboll / Sirinanni / Pederson / McDermott / Saleh (unless Rodgers comes back and demands they keep him)
All of these guys are probably gone, other than McDermott. One is gone. Sirianni has to make the Superbowl and he is god damned awful.
Coach fired mid-season: Dennis Allen
Damn I'm good