2024 NFL Week 17 Thread: Merry Christmas you Stupid Bitches

[Emphasis]

Mike Tomlin might be the closest thing to what Marvin Lewis was, except he managed to secure one ring as head coach.

It was painful being subjected to mediocrity purgatory under Lewis, and Steeler fans even admit on their message board that they feel hopeless making another serious run as long as Tomlin is their guy.

[Mertron]

just saw someone make a matty 2 points reference

[Krandor]

We're very likely looking at a first round matchup between the Steelers and Texans, so unfortunately one of these two teams has to win a playoff game

Actually looking closer the Chargers prolly have the best chance at being the top wildcard, so we might see this same game again in 2 weeks

[Rhyis.]

Mike Tomlin might be the closest thing to what Marvin Lewis was, except he managed to secure one ring as head coach.

It was painful being subjected to mediocrity purgatory under Lewis, and Steeler fans even admit on their message board that they feel hopeless making another serious run as long as Tomlin is their guy.

tomlin takes teams that should be 4-13 and makes them playoff bound every year with the likes of duck hodges, kenny pickett, and 2024 russ as their qb

steeler fans cant appreciate what tomlin does for their shitty team. they'd be the browns without him

[kuronosan]

Have they tried paying the refs more? Works great for us. Send the refs a check, the other team suddenly can't cover receivers in the red zone and throw picks every other drive. It's a pretty sweet deal.

[Melena]

Oof, my leagues championship round may already be decided.

One had Stroud, the other Lamar.

[Krandor]

I'm a wash in mine, ended with basically identical projections after the game yesterday.

Lamar vs Mahomes was mostly a wash, Henry beat his projection pretty well but Bateman didn't do shit so evened out. But we've both got players going all the way to MNF so gonna be a long weekend

[Melena]

Bridgewater coming out of retirement to back up Goff.

[6souls]

https://x.com/NFL/status/1872335948018758044
https://x.com/RapSheet/status/1872334865766682637

[Tyche]

Speaking of HoF Louisville QBs, this play by Lamar is bananas. Lamar get chased, Likely is almost beside him. While scrambling, Lamar directs Likely to the soft spot...scrambles while waiting for Likely to get in position, then throws the ball and immediately celebrates after the ball leaves his hand and before Likely probably sees it.

[Tyche]

What I'm saying is Josh Allen is a bitch, the Bills have a losing record against playoff teams, and Allen's weaker stats are against dogshit.

[6souls]

https://x.com/Underdog__NFL/status/1872390465158512788

[kuronosan]

Best investment!

[Xno Kappa]

lol

[Xno Kappa]

Let me be the first to post this totally original joke

https://x.com/espn/status/1872401169...4cFnT_86rk5g5Q

Professor of Jewish Studies

[Xno Kappa]

Screw you assholes. I at least giggled.

[kuronosan]

I laughed. I had to research the rules first to make sure I understood in case of potential flags.

[Xno Kappa]

Now you’re getting it!

[Krandor]

Delaware State gonna be the official college of Black Israelites everywhere

[Buffy]

I joined the game with about 10 min to go in the first.

Shortly thereafter I heard "5 minutes to go in the half" and realized I had joined with 10 minutes to go in the 2nd. The Bears once again laying an egg in the first half, down 3-0.

Sports fandom is pain.