2025 NFL Conference Championships: Saquads. Jaysus. White Cam. Satan.

[Mertron]

let’s not talk about ATS records anymore

nfc: eagles -6.5
HOMER ALERT ROUND THREE BECAUSE IT KEEPS WORKING: the eagles are the better team. saquads is nigh unstoppable. Washington’s run defense is porous. the eagles defense just needs to make a few stops and hurts needs to keep not turning the ball over (and learn how to slide). Washington’s last three games were Dallas (dome) Tampa (warm) and Detroit (dome). obviously it’s cold in dc but they have not played an actual game in the cold, and it will also matter. the eagles are favored for a reason. STAY ON TARGET

chiefs -1.5
come on. we all know what’s going on here. Roger Goodell is furious the cheating spygate patriots and Tom Brady are the best football dynasty. he hates it so much he has informed the refs that they must be supplanted. mahomes and reid will get to 8 rings whether you like it or not. also, god hates you. The God that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a spider or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked. His wrath towards you burns like fire; he looks upon you as worthy of nothing else but to be cast into the fire. He is of purer eyes than to bear you in his sight; you are ten thousand times as abominable in his eyes as the most hateful, venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended him infinitely more than ever a stubborn rebel did his prince, and yet it is nothing but his hand that holds you from falling into the fire every moment. It is to be ascribed to nothing else that you did not got to hell the last night; that you were suffered to awake again in this world, after you closed your eyes to sleep. And there is no other reason to be given why you have not dropped into hell since you arose in the morning, but that God's hand has held you up. There is no other reason to be given why you have not gone to hell since you have sat here in the house of God provoking his pure eye by your sinful, wicked manner of attending his solemn worship. Yea, there is nothing else that is to be given as a reason why you do not this very moment drop down into hell. you are getting a chiefs eagles rematch and you will like it (go birds)

[Rhyis.]

[Mertron]

anywho, nfl award finalists announced. my pick to win listed first, rest of the order don’t matter

mvp:
lamar
allen
burrow
saquads
goff

OPOY:
barkley
chase
burrow
henry
jackson

DPOY:
hendrickson
baun
garrett
surtain
watt

OROY:
daniels
bowers
nabers
nix
thomas jr

DROY:
mitchell
verse
dejean
fisk
robinson

Coach:
Quinn
Campbell
O’Connell
Payton
Reid

Assistant:
Fangio
Brady
Johnson
Glenn
Flores

Comeback:
Darnold
Hamlin
Burrow
Dobbins
Gonzalez

comeback is the one I could see going many ways, but it’s always fun when the winner “comes back” from…being shit

[Rhyis.]

hamlin not winning after coming back from literal death would be funny

[Mertron]

didn’t he die/win last year. I can’t keep track anymore. im old

[Rhyis.]

oh so he did. then why is he on it again lol

[Mertron]

coming back from death is very impressive

[Mertron]

coming back from death is very impressive

you know what, more reason why the bills will lose. god will not stand for this

[Rhyis.]

in cowboys are a meme franchise news:

apparently party mike was intended to be hired by jerry but the boys lowballed him (and forced jason witten on his staff) so party mike said fuck you. kellen moore might have also told jerry to fuck off in his interview for the same reasons, so we're been interviewing brian schottenheimer because he's the only guy desperate enough to take the job for 3m bucks and be fine hiring a guy who is going to take his job in 3 years

jason witten cowboys hc 2028

[Krandor]

The Bengals having finalists for MVP/OPOY/DPOY and not making the postseason is quality stuff

[Mertron]

maybe they shouldn’t have lost to the dogshit patriots in week one and ruined my eliminator season

[Xno Kappa]

I completely forgot about the BG eliminator massacre over that game lol

[Tyche]

I think Kuro won that in week 3 lol.

[Krandor]

Yeah cause week 2 then had the Ravens losing to the Raiders

[Rhyis.]

the nfl is a silly place

[Cail]

silly goosery

[Mrbeansman]

I personally love how once the again the Player that got called for the Penalty that favors the Chiefs that everyone's malding about came out and said it was a good call.

[Mertron]

the last time jalen carter played jayden daniels in a conference championship

[Tyche]

I wonder what he could do with someone not named Brian Kelly? Probably be the best QB in the division.

[Weltall]

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