2025 MLB Regular Season Thread: We Have no Food. We have no jobs. Our pitchers' ARMS are falling off

[Krandor]

I'm stuck on duty tonight but I've just been chilling with a few students from Puerto Rico watching their game and it's been a great time

[Xno Kappa]

What is it with pitchers and throwing it to bases!? These motherfuckas can paint a Rembrandt on the strike zone, but can’t make a little league throw thirty feet away.

[synistar]

Be funny as hell if the US gets Mercy Ruled

[Xno Kappa]

Yo is this Keller guy a Make-A-Wish kid? What the fuck am I watching?

[Xno Kappa]

US legit might not make it out of pools

[Krandor]

Italy would have to beat Mexico I think.

[synistar]

Italy would have to beat Mexico I think.

If Mexico beats Italy, goes to tiebreaker.

If Mexico allows fewer than 6 runs and Italy allows fewer than 5 runs, US gets eliminated.

Basically the US want's a high scoring game tomorrow.

[Krandor]

Oh NVM didn't see you edited your post already.

[Melena]

Here's the breakdown. Basically Italy wins, or Mexico wins and scores 6+ runs, the US will be the second seed.

Mexico win and less than five runs, it's Mexico and Italy.

If Mexico wins and scores five runs, you get crazy tiebreakers

https://x.com/BOSSportsGordo/status/...news%2F3497008

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[synistar]

Mark DeRosa was absolutely clueless about the possible tiebreak scenarios, assumed the US was already advancing to the knockout stages, and wasn't playing to win vs Italy.

[Xno Kappa]

And the game to decide their fate is going to air on fucking Tubi lol

[Mertron]

are you guys telling me the leader of the united states didn’t understand what was going on and planned poorly because of it

[Krandor]

And the game to decide their fate is going to air on fucking Tubi lol

They swapped it to FS1, DR vs Venezuela got moved to TUBI

[Xno Kappa]

Boooooo! That’s gonna be a great game too.

[Xno Kappa]

Oh nice it might still be on Fox Deportes

[synistar]

Tubi isn't that bad. Yeah the ads suck. It's free though. And they added a bunch of Cartoon Network & Warner Bros. cartoons at the start of the month.

[Obsidian]

Canada just got out of a bases loaded jam in their do-or-die game against Cuba. Big strikeout by Macko.

[Obsidian]

Canada beats Cuba to advance out of pool play for the first time ever.

[Xno Kappa]

With Italy now at 5 runs US has clinched the quarter finals if this is a 9 inning game.

[Xno Kappa]

Don’t ask me wtf that means