2025 MLB Regular Season Thread: We Have no Food. We have no jobs. Our pitchers' ARMS are falling off

[Obsidian]

A tale as old as time.

[Melena]

Giants torture baseball is so back baby.

[Krandor]

Oh shit they won lol.

I left work at the top of the 8th assuming the season opening loss

[Xno Kappa]

Time to hate watch the dodgers and Ohtani

[Xno Kappa]

All Rise

[Xno Kappa]

The season has officially started.

[Xno Kappa]

ALL FUCKING RISE X2 GRAND SALAMI

[Melena]

So nice to see Xno happy about sports again.

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[Xno Kappa]

So nice to see Xno happy about sports again.

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I can never stay mad at Judge.

ALL FUCKING RISE X3

[Xno Kappa]

We might see the first ever homerun cycle

[Krandor]

8 HRs in the first 4 innings is crazy work

[Mertron]

of course this happens the day i get called in to work early and take a nap when i get home

[Celeras]

All Rise

[Outlaw]

Yankees are the first team in MLB history to have their 1-6 hitters all have home runs in the same game.

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[Krandor]

Rafael Devers is on a historic pace to start the season.

0-12 with 10(!) Strikeouts, 1 Walk

[Xno Kappa]

All Rise

[Obsidian]

What the hell are these weird bats the Yankees are swinging?

[Krandor]

It's a whole thing that the internet was debating yesterday. MLB has already come out saying the bats are legal, Yankees have apparently been working on them for a couple years

[Xno Kappa]

Judge is 1-1 with 4 runs scored lmao

[Xno Kappa]

Are people really stupid enough to believe these bats wouldn’t have been legal to use when they stick out like a sore thumb?

But of course it’s the Yankees so motherfuckas gotta bitch and complain it’s all a conspiracy.