2025 MLB Regular Season Thread: We Have no Food. We have no jobs. Our pitchers' ARMS are falling off

[Mertron]

if i played baseball for the yankees i would simply not make errors

[Xno Kappa]

Shut the fuck up already Boone. This embarrassing defense is a direct product of your country club ass culture. These errors are straight little league.

[archibaldcrane]

Went to the dodgers game, baby's first game was a hoot!

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Nice, how's the hotel?

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[synistar]

Went to the dodgers game, baby's first game was a hoot!

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How close were you to that Ohtani HR?

[Salodin]

Nice, how's the hotel?

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The Biltmore is beautiful downstairs! Hotel ass hotel room and nothing to brag about upstairs tho. Creepy ass pool too, and y'all's palm trees look anemic as fuck. The breeze here is actually refreshing though unlike florida. And what the fuck is with those little robots driving around everywhere. Skid row at 6am was something else too...y'all got a weird homeless situation here. Food has been bomb everywhere we go

How close were you to that Ohtani HR?

We were sitting in the left field if he hit it to the mirror side we would have been in contention to catch too...

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[Salodin]

Also who the hell builds a baseball stadium at the top of a mountain? Fucking California man...this state must have been hell during the manual transmission days

Damn those dodger dogs hit so god damn hard tho!

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[Obsidian]

The Blue Jays are now tied with the Astros for 1st in the AL. They've also won 6 of their last 7 against the Yankees I think.

[archibaldcrane]

The Blue Jays are now tied with the Astros for 1st in the AL. They've also won 6 of their last 7 against the Yankees I think.

Editor's note: he's saying "1st in the AL" because the BREWERS are on top of the MLB standings

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[Obsidian]

The Blue Jays are now tied with the Astros for 1st in the AL. They've also won 6 of their last 7 against the Yankees I think.

The Blue Jays are now in sole possession of 1st place in the AL and a half game back of the Brewers for 1st in the MLB.

[Mertron]

yeah being in first is nice and all but the yankees are trying their hardest and will get ice cream after the game today

[Celeras]

Why have Juan Soto when you can have Two Sotos?

(Mets acquire LHP Gregory Soto from O's)

[Xno Kappa]

Yankees acquire Ryan McMahom from the Rockies. I guess you can still call it an upgrade over Peraza/Vivas. Really wanted Suarez.

[Obsidian]

The Blue Jays are now in sole possession of 1st place in the AL and a half game back of the Brewers for 1st in the MLB.

The Blue Jays are now in sole possession of 1st place in the MLB.

This is the latest in the season they've been 1st in the league since 1992, when I was 1.5 years old.

[Melena]

A's rookie Nick Kurtz became the first rookie and youngest player to hit four home runs in a game.

His 19 total bases tied an MLB record, and his double would have been a home run in six parks and was just a couple feet low of being a homer

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[Obsidian]

He's also the first player in the history of the MLB to have 6 hits in a game with at least 4 HR, 6 Runs, and 8 RBI. He tied Shawn Green's record for total bases (19) but he had one more RBI than Green.

[Melena]

RIP Yankees. Judge to the IL with a flexor strain

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[Krandor]

He'll be back in a couple weeks, prolly gonna have to be DH tho

[archibaldcrane]

RIP Yankees. Judge to the IL with a flexor strain

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Please be seated

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[Xno Kappa]

Bleach is healthy. It’s mostly water. And we’re mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.

[Obsidian]

RIP Yankees. Judge to the IL with a flexor strain

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They're also testing Stanton in the outfield to see if he can replace Judge, lmao. As if the Yankees defense could be any worse that it already is.