2025 MLB Regular Season Thread: We Have no Food. We have no jobs. Our pitchers' ARMS are falling off

[Xno Kappa]

Yankees are at seven homeruns against the Rays. It’s the fourth inning…

[Xno Kappa]

I don’t give a fuck if Stanton has to play RF in a god damn wheel chair lol

[Obsidian]

Cool team you got there, Yankee fans.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...025-mlb-draft/

[Xno Kappa]

Did you read the article you posted?

[Xno Kappa]

Giancarlo Stanton

[Obsidian]

Did you read the article you posted?

About how they drafted a good Christian boy who just happened to draw a swastika when he was blackout drunk but now he's definitely changed because of it but also got a DUI a few months ago?

Yeah I read it. There's not a single quote from the player about what he learned from his sensitivity training. Just a bunch of guys trying to justify why they drafted a kid who drew a swastika.

[Krandor]

"If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3, we'd probably diagnose it as an eating disorder."

[Obsidian]

Shane Bieber looking like a pretty dope get so far for the Jays.

[Obsidian]

Two fun facts today.

1) The Yankees have more errors (5) than runs (4) in their current series vs. the Red Sox.

2) The Blue Jays became the first team in the modern era to blow leads in the 9th, 10th, and 11th inning and still win the game.

[Mertron]

Two fun facts today.

1) The Yankees have more errors (5) than runs (4) in their current series vs. the Red Sox.

yeah but we’re going out for ice cream after the game

[Xno Kappa]

Colorado Rockies officially become the first team to be eliminated from the playoffs.

[Mertron]

big dumper has set the record for home runs by a catcher

[Obsidian]

The Blue Jays are now 57-3 when scoring 5 or more runs this season. Hilarious.

They're also 39-9 at home. Also hilarious.

I was at one of those 9 losses. Less hilarious

[Melena]

Contreras had a major meltdown, got tossed, had to be restrained by coaches, threw his bat, and whacked his own coach with it before launching the bucket of bubble gum onto the infield.

[Xno Kappa]

Contreras had a major meltdown, got tossed, had to be restrained by coaches, threw his bat, and whacked his own coach with it before launching the bucket of bubble gum onto the infield.

Wow what the fuck happened lol. I gotta check this out

[Krandor]

https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/co...e_umpire_that/

From the comments, there was nothing egregious about the other strike calls during the at bat, dude is just a psycho.

Also not gum, it was Hi-Chews.

[Melena]

Ahh, announcer said bubble gum. Don't think I've ever had hi-chews.

[Xno Kappa]

That was hilariously tame to lose his mind over lmao. Paul O’Neil would be proud.

[Krandor]

Ahh, announcer said bubble gum. Don't think I've ever had hi-chews.

Hi-Chews are fucking awesome.

But they're doing a sponsorship with some of the MLB teams that have Japanese players (and Lars Nootbaar technically counts) hence the giant bucket of them in the dugout

[Melena]

That was hilariously tame to lose his mind over lmao. Paul O’Neil would be proud.

Having said that, baseball players pick the dumbest shit to get mad at lmao.