2025 MLB Regular Season Thread: We Have no Food. We have no jobs. Our pitchers' ARMS are falling off

[Obsidian]

5000-D chess by Schneider to have Gausman go last weekend to get his shit start out of his system before today.

[Xno Kappa]

Smoltz is a fucking clown lmao. Talking about this is the greatest postseason start he’s ever seen. He’s salty as shit Schlittler did what he did.

This motherfucka’s mind will never leave the nineties.

[Mertron]

stanton plz

edit: forgot rice is first today

[Xno Kappa]

Giancarlo please

[Xno Kappa]

Boooo

[Mertron]

Smoltz is a fucking clown lmao. Talking about this is the greatest postseason start he’s ever seen. He’s salty as shit Schlittler did what he did.

This motherfucka’s mind will never leave the nineties.

the glazing will continue until morale improves

[Mertron]

springer…my guy…it’s time for the trimmer

[Mertron]

did boone forget caballero was on the team

[Xno Kappa]

What the fuck just happened? Did you just realize Caballero can pinch run?

[Xno Kappa]

Holy shit. I’ve never seen this level of incompetence carried by talent in sports history. This motherfucka really pinch ran Caballero mid at bat.

[Xno Kappa]

Dream Weaver is dead. Stop using him.

[Obsidian]

And the hits keep coming and the hits keep coming and the hits keep coming

[Mertron]

tactics it is

[Mertron]

very smart move by the yankees to let the blue jays get all this hitting out of their system today

[Richybear]

17D chess.
If you let them swing 5000 times today, they'll have no shoulders left for the rest of the playoffs.

[Richybear]

Forget Stanton and Judge, there's only one man who can save the city

[Obsidian]

Game 1 can't go much better than that, aside from Hoffman beaning Cabellero

[Obsidian]

I dunno if Archi said it already but CHOURIO the first player in MLB history to have 3 hits in the first two innings of a postseason game.

Left with hamstring tightness in the same leg he missed basically 6 weeks in August/September though so ruh roh.

[archibaldcrane]

Last year CHOURIO was the first player since Babe Ruth to hit two game-tying homers in a postseason game

Today he's the first Brewer with two hits in an inning in the postseason in franchise history

And the first player in MLB history with 3 hits in the first two innings of a postseason game

He's only 21

CHOURIO

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I dunno if Archi said it already but CHOURIO the first player in MLB history to have 3 hits in the first two innings of a postseason game.

Left with hamstring tightness in the same leg he missed basically 6 weeks in August/September though so ruh roh.

Search your soul

You know I already posted about it

In the postgame he was like "I'll be alright" and Pat Murphy was like "it could be devastating" so there's your range of severity? I'm placing optimism in that he wasn't grabbing at it at all

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[archibaldcrane]

Also, baseball needs to figure out the playoffs. Having most of the wild card round be day games during the week, and the games scattered across a variety of cable networks and streamers, fucking blows

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