2025 MLB Regular Season Thread: We Have no Food. We have no jobs. Our pitchers' ARMS are falling off

[Krandor]

Fucking OW @ Lukes drilling his own knee

[Krandor]

Goddamn, amazing pitching from the M's outside of the very first one.

[synistar]

If you don't count the first pitch, it was a Maddux by the Seattle staff. 9IP 1H 0R/ER on 99 pitches.

[Krandor]

27 pitches in the first inning, then just absolute dominance for the rest of the game.

[synistar]

Can't help trying to shove a plug up there to counteract them Etsy witches.

[synistar]

Mike Shildt announces retirement and resigns as Padres manager.

[Xno Kappa]

Oh shit Seattle

[Krandor]

Mariners are undefeated since Humpy won the Salmon Run

Just sayin

[Mertron]

happy for the mariners so far but friendly reminder josh naylor is a bitch

[Obsidian]

Only just got home from 7 hours of driving so I missed this whole game. But based on yesterday the Jays have just completely abandoned their approach. They had a completely exhausted pitching staff arrive on a 3 hour time change and they proceeded to face what felt like the fewest pitches they saw in a game this entire season. Chasing first pitch everything. The cherry on top was bringing in Brendon Little, who sucks, to force Polanco to his better side. It was a game tailor made for the Jays to win and they lost it in the most Blue Jays way possible instead.

Hopefully the Mariners offense sucks in Seattle worse than the Jays offense does or they're not even going to make it back to Toronto.

[synistar]

What a bonkers double play

[Krandor]

What a bonkers double play

https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/co...ults_in_a_862/

[Obsidian]

Uribe coming unravelled.

[Outlaw]

If there is a list of all time craziest plays in major league history that should be on it.

[Obsidian]

Sasaki's turn to implode.

[archibaldcrane]

Man

Flinched out of the way of a game tying HPB...

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[Obsidian]

Diving out of the way of HBP-ing the tying run in and then striking out on a neck-high fastball was not an ideal way to end the game for the Brewers.

[synistar]

https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/co...ults_in_a_862/

The call on the play from Gameday:

Dodgers challenged (force play), call on the field was upheld: Max Muncy grounds into a double play, center fielder Sal Frelick to shortstop Joey Ortiz to catcher William Contreras. Teoscar Hernández out at home. Will Smith out at 3rd.

400 ft GIDP

[Xno Kappa]

Sounds like Emanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz are about to get the Pete Rose lifetime ban. They’ve both been declared ineligible to participate in the Dominican winter league.

[Krandor]

So they'll be HOF eligible after they die?