2025 MLB Regular Season Thread: We Have no Food. We have no jobs. Our pitchers' ARMS are falling off

[Obsidian]

The Dodgers definitely won't regret burning both their challenges on clear outs, right?

[Xno Kappa]

SIT THE FUCK DOWN OHTANI

[Obsidian]

Another brutal send.

[Obsidian]

If the Dodgers can't walk off Brayden Fischer no one deserves to win tonight.

[Andalusian girls]

this fuckin game, Freeman walk-off feels inevitable

JINX

[Obsidian]

How do you not slide there Heineman

But LOL he was safe!

[Andalusian girls]

terrible call, ez overturn

Kershaw cometh to save the day

[Obsidian]

Kershaw is either going to blow this or get the win.

[Obsidian]

Reached for three straight balls in the dirt.

[Andalusian girls]

Blue Jays gonna commit mass seppuku if they lose this game

[Obsidian]

Blue Jays gonna commit mass seppuku if they lose this game

Nah, win or lose we got through the Dodgers pen tonight. This series is winnable regardless of if they win tonight.

But fuck me if Brendon Little comes into this game I'm gonna turn it off.

[Krandor]

Back to back IBB, oh dear

[Obsidian]

Just to reiterate, all of this is because the Jays didn't want to walk Ohtani once like 2 hours ago.

[Krandor]

Fuck I thought that was gone

Goddamnit I have to work tomorrow, this is already getting too late even on the west coast

[Mertron]

think that’s gonna do it for me tonight

[Obsidian]

I'm only staying up to find out how long John Schneider can avoid going to Brendon Little.

I want to be awake to see when we hit the iceberg.

Who knew pinch running your entire bench into the game would leave you with nobody who can hit the fucking ball.

[Krandor]

Aight I'm out

[Obsidian]

I alone am left standing watch for the Brendon Little appearance.

[Celeras]

Don't worry it's over when Ohtani comes up in 3 mins

[Andalusian girls]

i too stand in wait of Ohtani getting walked for the 4th straight time