2025 NFL Preseason Thread: Multiple Trips to the Strip Club ATM

[Weltall]

I haven't looked into it...

do I need just ESPN to watch things like Redzone, or do I need ESPN + pay for some kind of expanded ESPN to watch Redzone?

OR do I just continue to pay for Redzone as normal and espn gets some money?

[Krandor]

Whatever option requires you to pay more money is the likely answer

[Mertron]

parsons has officially requested a trade

[Xno Kappa]

SAS: And now let’s quadbox to discuss LeBron James legacy!

[Weltall]

Whatever option requires you to pay more money is the likely answer

God damnit Kran

[Celeras]

parsons has officially requested a trade

This is underselling the long ass post he made so much that I took the time to re-host the images because fuck Twitter.

[Weltall]

so this is nothing... literally no player actually closes their own deal expect dick sherman

lol

[Weltall]

https://x.com/demcowboysfan/status/1951348513591431650

[Weltall]

lmfao @ 3

https://x.com/ScottBarrettDFB/status...51562904777074

[Mertron]

howie is such a mastermind he can trade players not even on his roster

[Rhyis.]

• old man and and a young man write up a napkin "contract" together in the old mans dallas mavericks suite drinking johnny walker blue
• 5 months later the old man is mad at the young man, who doesn't know how to write up a real contract by himself, because the young man won't ignore his legal representation to ensure his contract is actually legitimate
• also 5 months later the young man is mad at the old man, who also doesn't know how to write up a real contract by himself, because the old man won't let his representation talk to the young mans representation because he wants to bypass other peoples representation, even though the old man hires representation himself to create contracts as well

in short; these two idiots talking with each other in march has somehow made both of them mad in august for talking about details of a contract neither of them actually understand

this is a timeline of true idiocy

[Weltall]

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1951387661647650950

[Rhyis.]

boys have a bunch of ol and cbs hurt atm. they've been bringing in a bunch of camp bodies the last few days. sadly thats all la'el is at this point of his career

[Celeras]

My nephews fantasy league drafted tonight (he's 12 and advice to draft after preseason was not taken to heart). As the obviously super cool uncle I'm the only adult in the league..... and I accidentally drafted a starting lineup of geriatrics.

CMC, Henry, Davante, DJ Moore, Kittle, Deebo, (Fields).

These little shits are memeing on me so hard lol. Team "RESPECT YO' ELDERS" to the moon.

[Weltall]

https://x.com/tylerjschoon/status/1951644280495407380

[Weltall]

Not sure which recent 49er signing is worse

https://x.com/NFL/status/1952110009804021770

[Mertron]

49ers turn

https://defector.com/why-your-team-s...rancisco-49ers

shoutout to this fan for being honest

Watching the Eagles rip the Chiefs limb from limb gave me an erection so large, I could have gouged my eye out.

[Krandor]

Accurate tbh

Also, lol

That was earned suffering, the kind I wish upon Gavin Newsom on a near daily basis

[Weltall]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1952826730537996442

[Melena]

Browns had to sign a 5th qb for practice cause the only one who hasn't managed to get hurt yet is Flacco.