2025 NFL Week 1 Thread: GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

[Mertron]

Looks like a pretty typical lineman defender interaction to me. There's that eagle's fan intelligence again.

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glad you made it home from the rally safe!

[Mrbeansman]

Oh next week is gonna be fun.

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[Mertron]

im not worried. jalen carter has a couple extra days to rest his salivary glands

[Xno Kappa]

Apparently the commissioner of my keeper league did some shit to the settings last minute to where it’s not gonna count week one.

He will be wearing the Ecolog porta potty Afghan tshirt to work next week as punishment.

[Xno Kappa]

For context, we have all taken a shit with that T-shirt on in the most disgusting conditions imaginable. And it’s against the rules to wash it. It’s usually for last place until today.

[Mertron]

becton out tonight for the chargers

wonder how herbies ankle is holding up these days

edit: nvm he’s questionable, prolly still not great

[Mertron]

also, now that ive been thinking about it, i wonder how early is too early to not care much for the eagles new offensive coordinator

the hour break definitely fucked up both teams, but the strategy of “run saquon straight into the line over and over again” wasn’t a very inspired strategy in the second half

[Mertron]

The whole atmosphere of this game screams annihilation.

the oldest trick in the eagles book

i am very smart

you people just don’t understand eagles games. they are built for suffering. do i need to keep posting the “nice we won” memes this year

[Rhyis.]

also, now that ive been thinking about it, i wonder how early is too early to not care much for the eagles new offensive coordinator

the hour break definitely fucked up both teams, but the strategy of “run saquon straight into the line over and over again” wasn’t a very inspired strategy in the second half

i would be concerned about your passing attack. the combined wr room had like 6 targets all game with a cowboys dline that couldn't pressure the qb

thats a we couldn't scheme dudes open problem

[Mertron]

the eagles passing attack is always a concern, old news

[Weltall]

AJ Brown annoyance level: utter rage

[Cail]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1964071481056346413

[Weltall]

You gotta be a damn fool to draft dude at this point. IDGAF where he drops to

[Krandor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comment...136_defensive/

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

[Weltall]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comment...136_defensive/

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

Water is wet.

[Rhyis.]

I'm pretty sure I already did this but with less effort:

Spoiler: show

Mahomes has been to the Super Bowl 3 straight years in a row. In the last 4 years the Chiefs have never had more penalties than their opponents in any of those playoff games.


2024:
KC/HOU: 4-29/8-82
KC/BUF: 5-21/6-48
KC/PHI: 7-75/8-59

2023:
KC/MIA: 5-45/8-62
KC/BUF: 2-15/5-28
KC/BAL: 3-30/8-95
KC/SF: 6-40/6-55

2022:
KC/JAX: 3-30/5-40
KC/CIN: 4-55/9-71
KC/PHI: 3-14/6-33

2021:
KC/PIT: 3-25/4-45
KC/BUF: 1-10/3-15
KC/CIN: 2-11/4-30


The last time the Chiefs had more penalties than their opponent in a playoff game was against Brady in the Super Bowl 5 years ago... who the NFL loves way more than Mahomes

Whoever the superstar QB of the league is gets afforded special treatment (unearned automatic first downs) by the refs in the playoffs.

[Krandor]

The level of cringe in this YouTube preshow is amazing.

[Weltall]

Kelce picking up where he left off

Hurting his own team

[Mertron]

that sound you just heard was thousands of fantasy owners all checking to see if anyone drafted stonehands johnston

[Cail]

sounds like Hollywood Brown is #1