2025 NFL Week 1 Thread: GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

[Celeras]

I only watched the last 5 minutes of the 4th but Kelce out there looking like he's already retired.

[archibaldcrane]

HERBIE FULLY LOADED

350 combined yards and 3 TDs with a game-ending scamper

Not bad

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[Andalusian girls]

this is the year

owe it all to the big guy

[archibaldcrane]

I only watched the last 5 minutes of the 4th but Kelce out there looking like he's already retired.

You missed whem he blew up and injured his teammate Xavier Worthy on a crossing route

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[Xno Kappa]

[Serra]

https://x.com/theghettogronk/status/...773894070?s=46

[Mertron]

if the eagles win next week the chiefs will be 0-2. just throwing that out there

[kuronosan]

I mean at this rate I'll be surprised if we beat the Eagles. We're too good at beating ourselves. Defense totally screwed that game and the offense took too long to wake up.

[Rhyis.]

from a match-up standpoint the chefs should win. even against the chargers their run d looked great

hurts needs to air it out to come out on top

[Anoat]

I had Xavier Worthy starting on one of my fantasy teams so now I hate Kelce

[Weltall]

Bet big on the Cardinals last night, and I wake up to see Murray is sick. Fuck outta hereeeeee

[archibaldcrane]

Bet big on the Cardinals last night, and I wake up to see Murray is sick. Fuck outta hereeeeee

The real sicko is you, betting on Kyler Murray

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[Weltall]

Sir, its more of a bet against Spencer Rattler.

[Mertron]

here is my qb haters ball parlay for this weekend

Cards -6.5: fuck rattler
Bengals -5.5: fuck flacco
dolphins +1.5: fuck danny dimes
9ers -2.5: fuck darnold
bears +1:5: fuck mccarthy

[Mertron]

when all five of those teams lose outright feel free to blame me

[Weltall]

here is my qb haters ball parlay for this weekend

Cards -6.5: fuck rattler
Bengals -5.5: fuck flacco
dolphins +1.5: fuck danny dimes
9ers -2.5: fuck darnold
bears +1:5: fuck mccarthy

The anti-white parlay

[Xno Kappa]

RIP Jayden Daniels

https://x.com/charlottecrrll/status/1964692340603580887

[Xno Kappa]

Tom Brady just now: “I love any giants QB room without Eli Manning in it.” Lmao

[Xno Kappa]

FOOTBALL

[Xno Kappa]

Lmao commies see Carter lining up in the middle with Sexy Dexy and immediately shit themselves with a false start.