2025 NFL Week 1 Thread: GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

[Weltall]

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Only immediate take is Jaguars take the AFC South.

[Mertron]

i like the texans roster more. they should improve with dougie fresh gone tho and maybe being able to beat up on the colts and titans can get them a wildcard

[Rhyis.]

NFC East: Skins... it's the skins turn this year. I don't make the rules but the Iggles can't win back to back. Never happens
NFC North: Packers
NFC South: Bucs
NFC West: Niners
Wildcard: Iggles, Lions, Rams

AFC East: Bills
AFC North: Ravens
AFC South: Texans
AFC West: Chiefs
Wildcards: Bengals, Chargers, Jags

NFC Championship: Packers over Iggles
AFC Championship: Ravens over Chiefs
Super Bowl: Ravens over Pack

Coach of the year: Matt LaFleur
Comeback player of the year: Christian McCaffrey
Offensive rookie: Ashton Jeanty
Defensive rookie: Mykel Williams
Offensive player of the year: Christian McCaffrey
Defensive player of the year: Micah Parsons
MVP: Josh Allen
First coach fired: Brian Callahan
First pick 2026: Saints

[Weltall]

0% chance Callahan is fired mid-season. His dad is the O-line coach and there is no on else on the staff remotely capable of filling in. If he is fired, they wait til end of season.

[Weltall]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1963233768841380311

[Xno Kappa]

Dude is an absolute stud in a league desperate for serviceable olinemen, but just can’t stay on the field.

[Xno Kappa]

RIP Streameast

[Mertron]

god fucking damn it

[Celeras]

If it was supposed to be gone, it's already back up.

Unlike my boy AVT. Fields is not allowed to have an O-Line ever apparently.

[Mertron]

welt im a certified bo nix hater, am i being silly liking the titans +7.5

im avoiding the game for normal gambling purposes but i need to pick all the games in my picks pool

[Xno Kappa]

RedZone confirmed to have commercials this season. Late stage capitalism has reached the holy grail.

[Mertron]

xnos post having a seizure, football is back baby!

[Cail]

RedZone confirmed to have commercials this season. Late stage capitalism has reached the holy grail.

what the fuck

[Weltall]

welt im a certified bo nix hater, am i being silly liking the titans +7.5

im avoiding the game for normal gambling purposes but i need to pick all the games in my picks pool

Rookie's first game, on the road, against probably the best defense. I'd go Denver if I had to.

[Mertron]

but i think bo nix sucks

(i should probably take the broncos)

[Krandor]

Even if you think Bo Nix sucks the Broncos are a substantially better team

[Krandor]

https://defector.com/why-your-team-s...as-city-chiefs

They are the first team to run up the score from behind.

[Xno Kappa]

lol

Give Mahomes credit: He is a tremendous flopper, a level of commitment to and excellence at the performance that I can only compare him to Rivaldo.

[Xno Kappa]

Gentlemen, there is real FOOTBALL today.

[Xno Kappa]

Friendly reminder. Fuck all of you. I hope all your teams fucking suck. I hope Jerry Jones lives forever. Commies fall back down to Southeast DC where they get their EBT cards stolen. And Saquon Barkley is a pedophile supporter.

LETS FUCKING GO BIG BLUE!!!