2025 NFL Week 1 Thread: GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

**Mertron** · 2025-09-04 21:24

HA

**Mertron** · 2025-09-04 21:25

TUSH PUSH CELEBRATION LETS GO

**Mertron** · 2025-09-04 21:28

play is suspended due to lightning. no need to clear the field or anything.

**Rhyis.** · 2025-09-04 21:28

now i have to stew on miles sanders double agent as the last play of this game for the next hour

**Mertron** · 2025-09-04 21:29

honestly im worried about the safety of the players, I think calling the game at this point is fair

**Rhyis.** · 2025-09-04 21:32

dak the only linebacker on the team

**Outlaw** · 2025-09-04 21:38

I honestly didn't know there was football on today.

**Mertron** · 2025-09-04 21:39

dff

**Tyche** · 2025-09-04 21:58

The hair in the guy in the far left ... why?

**Mertron** · 2025-09-04 22:00

Originally Posted by Tyche

The hair in the guy in the far left ... why?

every time chris simms insults jalen hurts his hairline recedes another tenth of an inch

**Mertron** · 2025-09-04 22:05

**Mertron** · 2025-09-04 22:14

first day of the semester tomorrow, teaching an 8am class…do i crack open another ipa

**Mertron** · 2025-09-04 22:29

ah so dak is also a bitch. good to know

**Tyche** · 2025-09-04 22:33

What is that patch on Daks shoulder? It looks like the kid from Bright burn.

**Mertron** · 2025-09-04 22:41

Originally Posted by Tyche

What is that patch on Daks shoulder? It looks like the kid from Bright burn.

walter payton man of the year who spits at other players

**Rhyis.** · 2025-09-04 22:41

so many of yall have dealt with assholes on your teams for so long yall dont know what the walter payton emblem looks like

**kuronosan** · 2025-09-04 22:47

Honestly it doesn't matter whether Dak was applauding the stop or the run, Saquon is still a fucking beast.

**Mertron** · 2025-09-04 22:49

this is a lot of effort to be barely moving the ball

**Mertron** · 2025-09-04 22:53

bleh. should’ve gone for it

**Mertron** · 2025-09-04 22:57

it’s been a while but friendly reminder: i better see a flag thrown every time a player flexes on the field after what they did to nolan smith

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