2025 NFL Week 2 Thread: I Spit In Your General Direction

[Xno Kappa]

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put a QB with five starts versus a rookie QB on SNF?

[Rhyis.]

i have yet to watch a vikings game. i feel as though i am winning life

[Mertron]

this game is only entertaining because i have a decent lead in fantasy but im going against bijan and its sufficiently terrifying

(i still have evans tomorrow, opponent has herbert)

[Mertron]

also the falcons can push me to 4-1 in the haters ball

the fucking cowboys fucked me

(im 10-3 in my money weekly picks pool, so we got a shot)

[Weltall]

https://x.com/thebrohioan/status/196...021601425?s=46

[Weltall]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/196739...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

[Mertron]

packers -3.5 (fuck the commies)
ravens -11.5 (they can’t do this twice in a row…right?)
cowboys -5.5 (the giants)
falcons +3.5 (not buying jj stock)
bengals -3.5 (needed a fifth game, whatever)

i had the cowboys as part of my parlay but losing to the giants would be funny enough that i won’t care

[Weltall]

Overrrrrrrrr rrattttedddddd

https://x.com/_steelhere/status/1967...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

[Mertron]

the bears losing last week is getting funnier

[Melena]

Down 38.7 points with Herbert, Irving, and Dicker to go. No one left on my opponents team.

Would be feeling better though if Sutton did anything

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[Krandor]

the bears losing last week is getting funnier

Outside of the 4th quarter last week McCarthy has looked like dogshit

[Xno Kappa]

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/196739...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

RIP my Burrow/Chase fantasy stack.

[Xno Kappa]

Fantasy rush gawd Justin Fields come on down!

[kuronosan]

So I have had time to sleep off a lot of copium from our 0-2 start and I just have to say FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Krandor]

Burrow getting the surgery

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1967567284026954065

[Xno Kappa]

You know what. Fuck it. Let's go full homer. Putting in a waiver claim for DANGERUSS!

[Mertron]

So I have had time to sleep off a lot of copium from our 0-2 start and I just have to say FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

don’t worry. you play the giants next week. and the nfl is going to rig the game because they won’t let you guys start 0-3

[Mertron]

what im saying is the giants are 100% in the haters ball next week

[Xno Kappa]

Refs are already rehearsing their RTP calls for Mahomes as we speak.

[Xno Kappa]

Although one can argue Mahomes down 0-3, never been there before, is the underdog story of a lifetime! Goodell, you can't possibly turn down that narrative. It'd make millions with Swifties at the edge of their seat every game.