"Let's put a smile on that face!!"
"Let's put a smile on that face!!"
The reality that there's a whole gaggle of women that have permanently altered their appearance to be more appealing to a guy who will almost surely be dead in 10-15 years if not sooner is truly comedy
That and all the dudes that have started wearing huge suits and lifts, as well as mimicking his weird gait. Just top tier hilarity
Of course, the reality we all know however is that Donald is somehow going to make it to 100 like Kissinger because that is how the world works
Ok hush my mouth.
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I notice some bruising on that hand, too.
Secret drug that keeps the rich and powerful alive?
Being rich and having a heart made of pure hellfire, but probably the money thing.
Dude look Danny DeVito as The Penguin
Tbf that is Kissinger closer to 90, not at 79
He's 80 here, still fat though. Maybe not quite as Penguin'd out
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And what was his diet?
Like yeah, they all get world class healthcare. But it's delusional to think Trump is going to make it to Kissinger age
I'm torn between "how the fuck would he know" and admitting that industrial machinery has gotten way too complicated.
Right to own is a legit thing with Deere shit, there's a bunch of booths at DefCon about hacking farming equipment so that you can actually modify the shit you buy instead of being beholden to them but Trump wouldn't know any of that beyond someone maybe telling him and his brain playing the typical game of telephone where it goes in one ear and comes out his mouth as jibberish that people eat up.