2025 NFL Week 3 Thread: You Will (NOT) Go 0-3

[Xno Kappa]

[Xno Kappa]

I have warned the wife and children there will be a lot of screaming and cursing Sunday night.

[Rhyis.]

Get in the fucking robot Shinji

[Mertron]

not including it in my pool but leaning dolphins tonight. 11.5 is a big number, thursdays are weird, etc

[Mertron]

anywho

football

[Tyche]

Has the season even really started?

[Mertron]

last week: 4-1
season: 6-4

folks, the haters ball is back

packers -7.5: fuck the browns
vikings -3: this is still a fuck mccarthy pick
chiefs -5.5: the giants still exist
chargers -2.5: the nix fucking will continue until morale improves
cowboys +1.5: fuck it, high scoring game and the bears suck too

[Mertron]

Has the season even really started?

idk but tell tyreek it has at least

[Tyche]

I was on call last weekend. Up all night Saturday. Told wife I hope it's a blowout either way so I can sleep, but I expect whatever is the worst possible scenario.

That. That's what I got. Miami goes down 13-0, comes back, fails game winning drive.

[Tyche]

I suspect my daughter and I will get to watch "Weapons" pretty early tonight.

[Mertron]

that’s just what they want you to think

[kuronosan]

Bills gun destroy Fins.

Eagles tushing the Rams until they're flagged like Luvu.

Packers btfo the Browns. Maybe they can put Shedeur out to spare Flacco his ankles.

Bengals gonna hope Browning becomes mini-Burrow. Vikings done done done.

I think the Jags are gonna keep losing. Texans.
Indiana Jones over the Titans.

Raiders might win this next one. Jeanty good Geno not good.

Falcons got Carolina with spades this week.

Steelers over Pats.

Bucs over Jets.

Broncos I think might actually win this. Khalil Mack being out might give Nix the opening he needs to throw at least one interception in the game.

Hawks over Saints.

Boys over Bears.

9ers over Cards.

Chiefs ain't going 0-3 but the game sure will go out of its way to make you think it.

Ravens over Lions, could be a great MNF.

I for one personally can't wait to see Worthy and Royals come back and for Kelce to injure Hollywood next.

[Outlaw]

I approve of the thread title.

[Weltall]

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[Tyche]

that’s just what they want you to think

If Fins win tonight, you're to blame for giving Grier more time. If they keep it close, you're to blame for my kid being upset with me.

It's all your fault.

[Mertron]

it’s a thursday night game. the good lord himself has no idea what’s going to happen

but he also likes the dolphins getting 10+

[Mertron]

also why does everything have to be about you? what about me? what about my fantasy team? do you not want reek to go 8/100/1? have you no shame? have you no decency?

[Krandor]

Not everything is about you either.

I would prefer Reek to go 0/0/0

[Mertron]

shut up meg

[Xno Kappa]

Fuck yeah! My Russell Wilson waiver claim went through.