2025 NFL Week 6 Thread: Your Team Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad

[Mertron]

in this time frame, the giants are also 4-17 against the elgses. im not even sure how they won 4 games (ok fine, the last carson wentz year when every nfc east team sucked, and the end of the 2023 season where hurts and aj brown both got hurt in the first quarter and they pulled the plug. thats how they won games). good lordt

anywho, congrats to the giants on winning tonight because it’s a thursday game and life is terrible

[Mertron]

i forgot to put the year in the thread title. decades from now, when the aliens are pouring through the archives of the internet, they will not be able to place a frame of reference for this thread. they will have to come to the conclusion the eagles have eternally been better than the giants

[Weltall]

Let's go, GMENNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, I have 3 Eagles starting tonight.

[Mertron]

i remembered how to fix the thread title. when the aliens are pouring over the remnants of the internet, they will see my power and intellect in being able to accomplish such a monumental task. they will create statues of me to honor my influence over all mankind. over the course of millennia, the statues will fade and decay: a traveler from an antique land will tell people of the statues, but their audience will be confused as to their significance of the dead civilization that was once the blue gartr forum

[Weltall]

Mert is AMPED today

[Mertron]

last week: 1-4
season: 12-13

folks, the haters ball is off the rails. but i got a good feeling about this week (i am screwed)

Steelers -5.5: fuck whatever the browns are staring at qb this week
rams -7.5: fuck whatever the ravens are starting at qb this week
packers -14.5: fuck whatever the bengals are starting at qb this week. why am i picking this 2 td spread am i an idiot?
bills -4.5: the falcons suck
cowboys -3: the panthers suck

[Mertron]

Mert is AMPED today

idk man i might need to change that packers pick

[Rhyis.]

i do not think that the falcons suck

[Weltall]

The Bills are also carried by 2 total players. I don't trust their coach / defense.

[archibaldcrane]

packers -14.5

This is wildly irresponsible

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[kuronosan]

This is wildly irresponsible

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He's an Eagles fan. Just wait.

I for one cannot wait to see how we fuck up against the Lions.

[Cail]

cowboys -3: the panthers suck

hey

[Mertron]

surely the panthers won’t fuck me two weeks in a row

[Cail]

surely the panthers won’t fuck me two weeks in a row

RICO

[6souls]

Got a week off from experiencing my teams BS

[Melena]

If Packers lose this week, the NFC North is going to be feasting on salt, tears, and memes for generations.

[Rhyis.]

hey

mert isn't taking into account how much the boys suck

[Mertron]

trust the process

[Mertron]

nakobe dean officially active tonight

more important: the eagles elevated one of their practice squad DT today. i am assuming this means jalen carter, who is listed as questionable, is either out or playing a limited role

[Mertron]

the only thing i want to see tonight is for coop to lay out skattebo. give me some white on white crime