Celebrity Death Thread 2026: Fingers Crossed

[kuronosan]

Breitbart (yeah I know, shitehawk outlet) reporting he's braindead in hospital. Aka the Reaper collected is decrepit ass and the local Republicans are "weekend at Bernie's" his rotting corpse to try and avoid a deadline to replace him before the mid terms, apparently the cut off for the special election is August 3rd. Already joking on reddit it's Karma the Republicans using whats left of him in the same way he used others. How the turntables indeed.

I can confidently tell you that motherfucker is dead. There's not a single 80+ year old person who was found unresponsive that comes back more than a vegetable if they're brought back with CPR.

At BEST he's on life support. There are already leaks saying he's officially dead and they're just afraid to announce it.

[Mertron]

well if they don’t announce his death soon they’re going to have to adjust the next fake jobs report down by 1

[Richybear]

Just wheel him out on a dolly and tape his eyes open.
Him not saying anything and standing there like (o_o) is just par for the course. Bonus points if he falls over

[Cantih]

Due to the way votes are counted, for the British Parliament, wasn't there a MP at deaths door that was ambulance-ed in, and they wheeled him through the door to count, and then put him back in the hospital after?

EDIT: Not Naz Shah. Swear it was an old dude.

[Qalbert]

https://deadline.com/2026/07/bonnie-...75-1236978214/

Bonnie Tyler, the Welsh singer of 1980s hit “Total Eclipse of the Heart,” has died aged 75.

A statement posted to her website today read: “Bonnie’s family and team are heartbroken to announce that Bonnie unexpectedly passed away last night in hospital in Portugal as a result of the illness that she was being treated for.

“We will issue a further statement shortly but for now ask for privacy to deal with this tragedy."

[Salodin]

Oh wow that one hits hard. I love that song

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[Drai]

Total Eclipse of the Heart and Holding Out for a Hero are probably 2 of the most recognizable songs in the world, and as someone who likes Meatloaf A Kiss is a Terrible thing to Waste is a great song also, sad to see her go

[Outlaw]

Damn.

That is one of the worst ways you can go out too.

[Anoat]

She will live on as a parody in Zeevo commercials. “I NEED A ZEE-VO!”

[thetruepandagod]

connor murphy dead at 32 though i doubt many of you know this insane lad

https://people.com/looksmaxxing-infl...at-32-12014050

[Melena]

Lindsey Graham.

Rest in piss

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...ess-rcna552722

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[Zealot]

From closet to casket.

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[Dimmauk]

Lindsey Graham.

Rest in piss

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...ess-rcna552722

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Wow. RIP

[kuronosan]

Wow, they're even more terrified now of McConnell being dead.

[Xno Kappa]

Holy shit crazy news to wake up to

[Xno Kappa]

Rest in Piss you fucking bozo

[Qalbert]

https://x.com/i/status/2076211262770556969

[Tyche]

Judging from my texts, my trans kid just woke up in a state of unwavering euphoria.

[Tyrath]

Smh, the trans and gays gotta stick together.

[Tyche]

I have one of each and they say the most horrible shit to each other. Every LGBTQ slur imaginable is thrown around this house pretty freely. They are also two of my closest to each other.

Weirdly, my two closest kids are the lesbian and the son that got right wing algorithm'd around 12 or 13 and had to get blue pilled.