Month Thirteen: Oil Barons | Dad, How Did You Meet Mom? | Barack Hussein Obama

**Zealot** · 2026-05-30 13:29

I honestly do not believe Trump can raise both arms fully above his head, let alone jump.

**Tymon** · 2026-05-30 13:42

https://x.com/meridithmcgraw/status/2060554294764425344

As strong as an Ox, as fast as a Gazelle, smarter than Einstein, taller than Chamberlain. Fitter than Arnold. A true specimen of humankind, not to be reproduced, perhaps ever.

**Zealot** · 2026-05-30 13:53

The funniest thing would be if he died today.

**Obsidian** · 2026-05-30 16:26

The excuse for the bruising on his hands being from too many handshakes sounds like it was ripped straight out of an Onion article.

**Dimmauk** · 2026-05-30 17:21

Originally Posted by 6souls

6ft rim. LoL

**6souls** · 2026-05-30 20:47

https://www.the-independent.com/news...-b2984471.html

Next list that is causing a stir is Dana White's invitees for the WH UFC match/Trump's birthday;

Tom Brady
Dwyane Johnson
Adam Sandler
Jared Leto
Jason Statham
Guy Ritchie
Mario Lopez

It is making the rounds that Sandler & Lopez have already declined.

**Anoat** · 2026-05-30 20:50

Well The Rock is a pretty high ranking TKO board member so it would be pretty damning if he doesn’t attend.

**6souls** · 2026-05-30 20:56

https://x.com/atrupar/status/2060896870180737268

**Tymon** · 2026-05-30 21:40

Originally Posted by Anoat

Well The Rock is a pretty high ranking TKO board member so it would be pretty damning if he doesn’t attend.

On the contrary, I'll be shocked if he does. He guards his image really closely. Would be very out of character for him, despite him being pretty well known as a Republican back in the day.

**Salodin** · 2026-05-30 22:43

Live action Moana is coming out soon. I doubt he does anything to risk his image before that launch

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**Ayn** · 2026-05-31 13:32

Maybe he figured it doesn't matter.

**Bombur** · 2026-05-31 21:21

https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/2...901522068?s=20

**Bombur** · 2026-05-31 21:26

More good old fashioned corruption.

https://x.com/Emolclause/status/2060...483434353?s=20

https://x.com/FurkanGozukara/status/...239531045?s=20

**Mertron** · 2026-06-01 13:51

reports the weaponization fund is dead

winning

**Sirious** · 2026-06-01 15:45

Originally Posted by Mertron

reports the weaponization fund is dead

winning

He stole that money fair and square, you thought he was going to share it?

**Bombur** · 2026-06-01 21:20

Originally Posted by Mertron

reports the weaponization fund is dead

winning

He doesn’t mind one loss in his winning streak. I mean, look at Iran. Oops. 2. Welp, he has that fabulous 250 convert. Oops. 3. Well at least he can see his name on the Kennedy center. What? Ok loss 4. But you do have to admit he is killing the intelligence portion of the MOCA cognitive test.

**Tyrath** · 2026-06-01 21:41

He's kept himself out of jail and is also making billions while in office. The actual shit he cares about.

**Outlaw** · 2026-06-01 22:56

You guys joke about the courts but they actually did something this time. I will take any win at this point.

**Daydreamer** · 2026-06-02 08:52

Originally Posted by Mertron

reports the weaponization fund is dead

winning

Any reports on if that whole "you cant investigate me or my family for tax fraud" part is also dead?

**Tyrath** · 2026-06-02 09:05

Nah it sounds like he's just dropping the weaponization fund which probably means he'll just try to keep all the money, which he was likely always going to try anyway

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