Month Thirteen: Oil Barons | Dad, How Did You Meet Mom? | Barack Hussein Obama

**Bombur** · 2026-05-04 16:35

There is some kind of incedient going on around the white house and the National Mall. Seceret Service has shot 1 person, and second person, a teenager, suffered a possible graze wound to his lower body.

White house is in lockdown.

https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/na...6-6642666e4dc8

**Bombur** · 2026-05-04 16:39

**Karbuncle** · 2026-05-04 16:42

Man he’s going to keep getting “assassination attempts” until we pay for that ballroom huh?

**Tyrath** · 2026-05-04 16:56

idk where the fuck to post this so here it is

https://x.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status...04211409694980

**kuronosan** · 2026-05-04 17:15

Originally Posted by Karbuncle

Man he’s going to keep getting “assassination attempts” until we pay for that ballroom huh?

I think he's proven he can have anyone shot or deported for any reason because they really can't defend themselves or have due process if you disappear them.

**Cail** · 2026-05-04 19:12

Originally Posted by Tyrath

idk where the fuck to post this so here it is

https://x.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status...04211409694980

wwhat the fuck

**Gredival** · 2026-05-04 19:42

Originally Posted by Tyrath

idk where the fuck to post this so here it is

https://x.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status...04211409694980

I thought this was a well known parody account, though it's hard to tell at times

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**Tyrath** · 2026-05-04 19:48

Is it? Poes law getting me all the time now

**Krandor** · 2026-05-04 19:56

It's pretty clearly a parody account

**Tymon** · 2026-05-04 20:09

It's a well done post, but if you look through their post history recently it's pretty obvious.

**mallister** · 2026-05-04 20:41

ain't nobody got time for that

**Karbuncle** · 2026-05-04 21:10

Not even the most egregious AI Slop I've seen, even from Trump himself lol. I was certainly fooled until I read "Ensign Christ" and started getting sus.

**Zealot** · 2026-05-04 21:16

Right? I feel like Jesus would at least be an officer.

**Madeline** · 2026-05-04 21:23

But guys, Christ should be your number one!

ba dum tisss

(i love trek and just wanted to shitpost idk)

**Cantih** · 2026-05-04 23:13

Originally Posted by Zealot

Right? I feel like Jesus would at least be an officer.

He dies, he's a redshirt.

**Krandor** · 2026-05-05 00:53

Originally Posted by Zealot

Right? I feel like Jesus would at least be an officer.

An ensign is an officer

**Mrbeansman** · 2026-05-05 05:12

Originally Posted by Gredival

He still votes with the Democratic party line 91% of the time.

I kept trying to tell people when Manchin was around that a senator that votes with Dems 51% of the time is still better than one who votes with them 0% and counts against them for majority leader.

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**6souls** · 2026-05-05 07:40

https://x.com/Acyn/status/2051639066521956769

**kuronosan** · 2026-05-05 08:05

Originally Posted by Mrbeansman

I kept trying to tell people when Manchin was around that a senator that votes with Dems 51% of the time is still better than one who votes with them 0% and counts against them for majority leader.

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Purity tests, etc

**6souls** · 2026-05-05 10:34

https://x.com/atrupar/status/2051682361675325722

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