Month Thirteen: Oil Barons | Dad, How Did You Meet Mom? | Barack Hussein Obama

[Athas]

I guess this came out while no one was paying attention.

It's not exactly encouraging.

https://d3i6fh83elv35t.cloudfront.ne...ay-20-2026.pdf

[Karbuncle]

https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.../3mmkhz3gv222n

https://bsky.app/profile/jeromecylin.../3mmkifchhf22a

Spoiler: show

https://abcnews.com/US/white-house-l...y?id=133257965

Shots fired at the White House a few moments ago. Really going to have to deal with an "assassination" attempt every week until they approve his Dictator Bunker and Ballroom huh?

[Richybear]

Or until someone learns how to aim, I guess

[Outlaw]

Most of the shots you hear in that video were probably the Secret Service agents returning fire.

[Dimmauk]

https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.../3mmkhz3gv222n

https://bsky.app/profile/jeromecylin.../3mmkifchhf22a

Spoiler: show

https://abcnews.com/US/white-house-l...y?id=133257965

Shots fired at the White House a few moments ago. Really going to have to deal with an "assassination" attempt every week until they approve his Dictator Bunker and Ballroom huh?

I guess this was why he didn't go to the wedding

[Bombur]

Is the White House considered ghetto now?

[Madeline]

if it ever has been it probably fits that description post trump

[kuronosan]

I guess this was why he didn't go to the wedding

It's also why he tweeted "something big happening soon" because he's a fucking moron who announces everything.

The greatest chance of a conspiracy being legit and people think this is the one time that it's just "people getting mad with TDS".

[Outlaw]

Shooter identified.

Mr. Best had been arrested last July for walking into a restricted area on the White House grounds, ignoring signs and commands to stop. At that time, according to an affidavit filed in D.C. Superior Court, Mr. Best had already been known to Secret Service personnel “for walking around the White House complex inquiring how to gain access at various entry posts.”

He had briefly been involuntarily held that June for blocking a vehicle entry on the east side of the White House, the affidavit said. At the time of that arrest, on a misdemeanor charge of unlawful entry, he had no pending warrants. He told officers at the scene that “he was Jesus Christ and that he wanted to get arrested.”

Court records show that a judge issued a “stay away order” the day of his arrest, apparently barring him from the area around the White House. After he did not show up for a hearing in August, a bench warrant was issued.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/23/u...-shooting.html

[Qalbert]

Trump only uses the Best people

[6souls]

https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.../3mmkhz3gv222n

https://bsky.app/profile/jeromecylin.../3mmkifchhf22a

Spoiler: show

https://abcnews.com/US/white-house-l...y?id=133257965

Shots fired at the White House a few moments ago. Really going to have to deal with an "assassination" attempt every week until they approve his Dictator Bunker and Ballroom huh?

https://x.com/vicale/status/2058340355322384519

[Mertron]

https://x.com/vicale/status/2058340355322384519

https://bsky.app/profile/solomonmiss.../3mmmvvlf3ns2p

[Outlaw]

lol

Somebody make one with antlers on her head with a car coming toward her.

[Bombur]

Who tf is huck- ster?

[Rhyis.]

trumps alter ego

[arus2001]

If I remember correctly, there was a Huckster parody wrestler at one point when Hogan was in WCW. So it's a weird case of him being wrong, but also not.

[Dimmauk]

If I remember correctly, there was a Huckster parody wrestler at one point when Hogan was in WCW. So it's a weird case of him being wrong, but also not.

Yeah and I still miss the Nacho man and Billionaire Ted.


Let's not pretend Trump didn't fuck this up.

[arus2001]

Oh, I agree, it's just a monkey typewriter thing.

[Tymon]

I read back when they were talking about that aide of his that he doesn't write almost any of his posts anymore. 90% of them are that lady, she prints out what she wants to post and he looks at it and approves it or not.

Between Cheung and that lady, he has a whole team of people that do nothing but try to emulate him as accurately as possible on his socials.

Makes sense, given how so many of the MAGA loyal try to emulate him already in every other way. Dress like him, talk like him. Even emulate his walking gait, using lifts in their shoes. Standing like he does with the weird hands. Anything to copy the master.

[6souls]

Opposing data centers has been labeled by the DHS and FBI as "anti-tech violent extremism".

https://www.wired.com/story/us-law-e...ech-extremism/