2026 NFL Divisional Playoffs: The Frauding Will Continue Until Morale Improves

[Mertron]

regular season: 44-45-1
last week: 3-3
the fishering will also continue until morale improves

anywho nothing important happened last week

bills +1.5
seahawks -7
patriots -3
…bears +3.5

bang the pats/texans under

[Mertron]

just need to go 7-6 in the playoffs for the true 500 experience

[Xno Kappa]

Broncos
Seahawks
Patriots
Bears

[Celeras]

Texans Broncos would be a fun race to 3 points.
Bears 49ers would be a fun race to 60.

[Xno Kappa]

https://twitter.com/FB_FilmAnalysis/...358232351?s=20

[Mertron]

john harbaugh demands at least a large pepsi

[Dimmauk]

Broncos
Seahawks
Patriots
Bears

But the Texans and Rams scare me
I was thinking about picking the home teams too.

[Cail]

Denver
Seattle
Houston
Los Angeles

[Melena]

Rams over Bears
Niners over Seahawks
Bills over Broncos
Texans over Pats

[Weltall]

Texans are going to get mopped with Nico Collins out. It might be 13-0, but its a mopping.

CJ Stroud is ass.

[6souls]

Go Bears

[Rhyis.]

Bills, Niners, Pats, Rams

1 seeds are getting bounced

[Krandor]

I'm all in on the road teams this week except for the Niners.

Bears wouldn't be here if MLF didn't go full retard last week (which McVay won't do), Bo Nix sucks, and I don't believe in the Pats even with Nico Collins out and the Texans offense being complete dogshit.

Niners are just too beat up at this point even with Trent back, unless Darnold's oblique injury is way worse than implied. That said, if they do pull it off this week I like them to win the NFC assuming Fred Warner is back to prop up the D.

[Xno Kappa]

1 seeds are getting bounced

I think the Broncos are fraudulent as fuck but I just don’t see how much more heroball Josh Allen can pull out of his ass with the amount of punishment he’s taken and all his weapons essentially gone.

Cooks was shutdown last week and he’ll probably be shutdown again this week too against that defense.

[Mertron]

for the record i am not picking the bears to win. i am picking them +3.5.

the game is going to be something like rams 27 bears 10 at halftime, and then the final score will be 33-30 one way or the other. the rabbit foot will not go down without a fight

[Mertron]

(btw the rams have been incredibly unimpressive the second half of the year)

[Weltall]

mert, who is Bleeding Green Nation

https://x.com/pheaglescentral/status...774051696?s=20

[Mertron]

an eagles message board. i can go on there right now and say “multiple sources tell me welt has a tiny dick” if you want

[Weltall]

Go for it. Also straight from PHILADELPHIA EAGLES CENTRAL

https://x.com/pheaglescentral/status...949356370?s=20

[Weltall]

eagles IMPLOSION, gmen RISE