2026 NFL Super Bowl: Someone Make The Offseason Thread

**Mertron** · 2026-08-15 12:25

apparently bills players are complaining the grass in their new stadium is dogshit

**Weltall** · 2026-08-15 12:27

Bills paid over $2 bil to go from a bottom 5 stadium...to a bottom 5 stadium in the NFL.

**Xno Kappa** · 2026-08-15 12:43

Dart going to the blue tent initiates a +10 dawg passive trait. What a fucking play!

**kuronosan** · 2026-08-15 13:09

I'll let y'all know now this goes from my seat, if I can see shit

**kuronosan** · 2026-08-15 13:12

AND LO HERE WE WILL AVOID ANY INJURIES TODAY

**Xno Kappa** · 2026-08-15 13:23

I lied. I want OBJ to make the team.

**Xno Kappa** · 2026-08-15 13:25

Let all the random Eastern European shorties on the east side take a dookie on your chest homie. I’m sure you miss that.

**Xno Kappa** · 2026-08-15 13:26

Originally Posted by kuronosan

AND LO HERE WE WILL AVOID ANY INJURIES TODAY

Nice!

**kuronosan** · 2026-08-15 13:31

Originally Posted by Xno Kappa

Nice!

Actually I'm even closer than that.

**Weltall** · 2026-08-15 14:03

**kuronosan** · 2026-08-15 14:21

Y'all I fucking can't nobody was expecting Pat to dress up and he's actually dressed here we fucking go

**Weltall** · 2026-08-15 14:30

Buddy, calm down.

**Weltall** · 2026-08-15 14:34

**kuronosan** · 2026-08-15 14:35

Originally Posted by Weltall

Buddy, calm down.

I mean, everyone knows he isn't playing. Chill, winner of awards.

**Weltall** · 2026-08-15 16:54

**kuronosan** · 2026-08-15 18:07

Our depth is so cooked

**Mertron** · 2026-08-15 18:26

not sure how i missed this but the eagles 2nd year defensive tackle, who is white, is nicknamed the vanilla gorilla

**Mertron** · 2026-08-15 18:27

obviously he is my new favorite player

**Weltall** · 2026-08-15 19:28

**Melena** · 2026-08-16 19:53

Met Life claims another Knee. Jamal Adams out for the year after a knee injury in the second quarter.

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