2026 NFL Super Bowl: Someone Make The Offseason Thread

[6souls]

https://bsky.app/profile/mikereiss.b.../3mefmilpcms2z

ESPN reporter confirmed that Maye was hopped up on painkillers so he was good to go for the game.

[Krandor]

Maye was dog shit for the entire postseason, I'm sure they'll try to retroactively claim he was injured the whole time.

[Celeras]

Maye was dog shit for the entire postseason, I'm sure they'll try to retroactively claim he was injured the whole time.

Worst postseason performance of all time with an EPA of -29.2. Almost a full 7 points worse than 2006 Rex Grossman (-22.5).

Meanwhile, the Sam Darnold led Seahawks won the Super Bowl and completed the entire postseason without a turnover. First time in NFL history.

[Rhyis.]

trash trash trash

[archibaldcrane]

Missed MVP by one vote, puts up a 16.3 QBR in the Superbowl lol

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[Rhyis.]

like i said in the other thread; voters are just voting on the vibes & story at this point. sure as shit not the foosball on the field

[Rhyis.]

anyway, to get the stench of trash out of our mouths i welcome everyone to rhyis' legitimately original 1.0 mock draft for 2026. the draft where everything is made up and the trades don't matter

Spoiler: show

01. LVR - Fernando Mendoza (QB1)
02. NYJ - Rueben Bain (EDGE1)
03. ARI - David Bailey (EDGE2)
04. TEN - Arvell Reese (LB1)
05. NYG - Francis Mauigoa (OL1)
06. CLE - Spencer Fano (OL2)
07. WAS - Sonny Styles (LB2)
08. NO - Carnell Tate (WR1)
09. KC - Jeremiyah Love (RB1)
10. CIN - Caleb Downs (S1)
11. MIA - Jermod McCoy (CB1)
12. DAL - Keldric Faulk (EDGE3)
13. LAR - Mansoor Delane (CB2)
14. BAL - Peter Woods (DT1)
15. TB - TJ Parker (EDGE4)
16. NYJ - Jordyn Tyson (WR2)
17. DET - Vega Ioane (OL3)
18. MIN - Avieon Terrell (CB3)
19. CAR - Caleb Banks (DT2)
20. DAL - Brandon Cisse (CB4)
21. PIT - Makai Lemon (WR3)
22. LAC - Zion Young (EDGE5)
23. PHI - Kadyn Proctor (OL4)
24. CLE - Denzel Boston (WR4)
25. CHI - Kayden McDonald (DT3)
26. BUF - KC Concepcion (WR5)
27. SF - Lee Hunter (DT4)
28. HOU - Emmanuel Pregnon (OL5)
29. LAR - Kenyon Sadiq (TE1)
30. DEN - Anthony Hill Jr (LB3)
31. NE - Cashius Howell (EDGE6)
32. SEA - Colton Hood (CB5)

express your mad for giving your shitty team a shitty player at rhyisdoesntgiveafuck.com

*disclaimer; mocks in february are dumb and pointless but it gets the people hype

also i've left ty simpson out which could be a mistake. he could go anywhere between pick 11 to pick 100. who the shit knows what teams are going to do with qbs that don't know how to play yet

[Weltall]

I think your top 5 are accurate.

[Mertron]

i accept taking the largest human being in the draft

[Rhyis.]

I think your top 5 are accurate.

all these professional mockers keep putting wrs and cbs in the top 5 and i think that's completely insane. this years class aren't jamarr chase/sauce gardner levels of talent. the ol & dl will get picked up top like they always are because big people that know how to play foosball are harder to find

when jeremiah smith comes out next year that's someone i'll put in the top 5

i accept taking the largest human being in the draft

if there's a large human in a draft you know either the ravens, lions, or iggles are taking him

[Xno Kappa]

I’d gladly take an OL all day every day

[Weltall]

Caleb Downs projects to be elite, but I'm not sure that means a top 5 team will take a safety.

[Rhyis.]

supposedly downs won't show hyper athleticism at the combine. he's a good athlete, but not super hyper mega athlete and he's a safety so that'll drop him a bit.

in a perfect world i'd like downs or styles at 12 but i think they'll get scooped up before that

[Krandor]

Worst postseason performance of all time with an EPA of -29.2. Almost a full 7 points worse than 2006 Rex Grossman (-22.5).

*Worst by a QB who made the super bowl

There's definitely been worse performances out there, like the Royal Delhomme

[Weltall]

Royal Delhomme

This guy was brutal to watch. How did the NFC not have better

[Weltall]

https://x.com/ProFootballTalk/status...840061048?s=20

[Weltall]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2020924040496685213?s=20

[kuronosan]

I doubt Reid would ever use Love despite him being a huge game changer. Everyone is wanting to grab a FA back so I think that'll determine whether we draft an edge or a back.

I doubt RBJ falls to 9 though.

[Rhyis.]

https://x.com/ProFootballTalk/status...840061048?s=20

Raiders get #20 overall & a franchise tagged Pickens. Boys get Crosby.
Who says no?

I doubt RBJ falls to 9 though.

None of the top 3 edges are getting past the Skins. Shit they might take the 4th out of desperation

[Celeras]

*Worst by a QB who made the super bowl

There's definitely been worse performances out there, like the Royal Delhomme

EPA is cumulative and Delhomme's performance was in the divisional round. I'm fairly certain that one game (or any one game ever) could not eclipse -29.2.