2026 NFL Super Bowl: Someone Make The Offseason Thread

[Rhyis.]

I'm could never be a Cowboys fan, but this was awesome
https://x.com/JeffKolbFOX4/status/2091459930729459893

he has a decent chance to make the practice squad too

[Mertron]

all of the nfl/disney crossovers have been revealed

https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/1125849...r-all-32-teams

guys, someone working on this is a man/woman of culture

[Krandor]

ok Stinky Pete for the niners is great

[Mertron]

my biggest question is chewbacca for the packers

also why not make the cardinals iago instead of jafar. he’s even right there on the shirt!

[Weltall]

Damn the Titans one is sick

[Weltall]

Lmao

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/...410548168?s=20

[Mertron]

lol?

[Krandor]

Word going around is that he got caught in a sting operation for prostitution

[Mertron]

everyone on Reddit has already beaten me to the I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS joke

[Weltall]

https://x.com/spotrac/status/2091909152104722798?s=20

[Weltall]

Word going around is that he got caught in a sting operation for prostitution

The only 2 possible things to be arrested for in East Palestine, Ohio are:

1. Crack
2. Prostitution

[Mertron]

ill allow it

[Weltall]

Just seeing this turnover for the first time. This pass looks exactly like a Cam Newton one from the back 75% of his career:

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/s/GKWyTIaO5k

[Rhyis.]

Lmao

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/...410548168?s=20

Incredible

[Xno Kappa]

Every offseason you learn something new about Deshaun Watson’s contract that makes it even worse.

[Krandor]

Deshaun Watson named the starter for the Browns lol

Apparently they've got insurance coverage if he gets injured again, this might be solely a financial choice to get some money back since it's not like they're actually trying to win this year.

[Weltall]

The only 2 possible things to be arrested for in East Palestine, Ohio are:

1. Crack
2. Prostitution

https://x.com/Tonysmarkettips/status...908919352?s=20

[Krandor]

His liquidity must suck after buying the majority of the team off his mother a couple years, he should be able to afford way higher quality prostitutes.

[Rhyis.]

this is the most embarrassing story i've ever seen from a billionaire

dude needs to get tips from jerry and kraft

[Mertron]

this is the most embarrassing story i've ever seen from a billionaire

i know! that’s why it’s awesome!