2026 NFL Super Bowl: Someone Make The Offseason Thread

**Mertron** · 2026-02-09 14:51

quick googling and then confirming independently because google/Gemini is garbage

it looks like the single worst game by epa for a qb is cowboys qb anthony wright against the titans on xmas 2000

5/20 for 26 yards (with a long of 21, and -2 air yards per attempt), 3 ints, sacked 4 times
3 carries for 9 yards…with 3 fumbles and 2 lost

the only thing im not sure of is what that is for epa; google says it’s -36

**Rhyis.** · 2026-02-09 15:05

i don't remember that game but i'm assuming that's the year troy died

that's some all-time garbage stats right there. congrats to the mfer for getting a game cheque

**Weltall** · 2026-02-09 16:21

Originally Posted by Mertron

quick googling and then confirming independently because google/Gemini is garbage

it looks like the single worst game by epa for a qb is cowboys qb anthony wright against the titans on xmas 2000

5/20 for 26 yards (with a long of 21, and -2 air yards per attempt), 3 ints, sacked 4 times
3 carries for 9 yards…with 3 fumbles and 2 lost

the only thing im not sure of is what that is for epa; google says it’s -36

I went to that game. I think it was the coldest game we’ve ever had and it was fucking glorious. There was a red jersey released for it.

**Weltall** · 2026-02-09 17:32

Apparently, Cardi B spent over $1 mil on a superbowl after-party and nether she or Diggs attended.

Why? Not because they lost.

Because she found out Diggs got front row tickets for no less than FOUR of his recent baby mamas. She broke up with him during halftime and they unfollowed each other on socials (for now).

https://x.com/withno100s/status/2020...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

**Mertron** · 2026-02-09 17:59

im only seeing one baby mama with the baby along for the ride, but still probably not the best look when you said you were possibly planning on proposing after the game if you won

**Weltall** · 2026-02-09 18:11

Seen plenty of posts that show evidence of at least 4 there, but maybe all 4 weren’t front row.

My internet is fucked right now so can’t find em atm

**Mertron** · 2026-02-09 18:15

in other news, if micah parsons is to be believed, the cowboys were open to trading him to the eagles, but the eagles turned it down because the cowboys asked for jalen carter in return, and parsons said he wanted to play in philly with him anyway

**kuronosan** · 2026-02-09 18:19

Silver lining, Diggs got a confetti shot somewhere. So they celebrate a break up and him losing again.

**Rhyis.** · 2026-02-09 18:38

Originally Posted by Mertron

in other news, if micah parsons is to be believed, the cowboys were open to trading him to the eagles, but the eagles turned it down because the cowboys asked for jalen carter in return, and parsons said he wanted to play in philly with him anyway

it's believable because the boys were hunting dts throughout the whole process. they've changed their whole philosophy of valuing edge over dt after getting killed up the gut for basically 20 years now

**Weltall** · 2026-02-09 20:10

San Fran players just keep getting shot. Time to move the team

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

**Weltall** · 2026-02-09 20:11

https://x.com/schultz_report/status/...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

**Melena** · 2026-02-09 20:35

Originally Posted by Weltall

San Fran players just keep getting shot. Time to move the team

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

Not even 8 hours into the new season and we are already getting injured.

From the sounds of it, he wasn't even involved in the altercation, just a random stray from two groups of idiots arguing.

That said though, why are these guys out at 4am? Nothing good comes at that time

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