2026 NFL Super Bowl: Someone Make The Offseason Thread

[Mertron]

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/24/puka-...metic-remarks/

a woman has filed for a temporary restraining order from puka nacua, claiming he bit her and a friend on a night out

also claims he made antisemitic remarks like “fuck the jews”

[Krandor]

I dunno, saying something like that seems out of character for him

Edit : I love that Puka and his lawyer aren't even denying that he bit her, just the jew part

[Weltall]

Guy has been acting wild lately. He should have at least waited to become the highest paid WR first lmao

[Weltall]

https://x.com/RapSheet/status/2036596384690749484?s=20

[Mertron]

went to ole miss with aj brown. just signing his buddies for the vibes

[Rhyis.]

mediocre signing of the week

[Weltall]

AJ Brown was trying to push the Titans to draft this dude in the first round when he came out lmao

[Mertron]

opening night game this year is now on wednesday. seattle home game, opponent TBD

and then the 49ers/rams game in australia will be the first thursday night game (will be friday morning there, though)

[Weltall]

Hell yeah. Bring that shit

[Mertron]

ty simpson has a private workout on friday with the jets

lewl

[Weltall]

LOL

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

[Rhyis.]

i need someone to love me like kiper loves shedeur

[Krandor]

Not as much as he loved Jimmy Clausen.

[Melena]

Barrett Robbins, most famous for going off his meds and AWOL the day before the Superbowl passed away

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/27/barre...n-raiders-nfl/

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[Mertron]

meanwhile orlovsky is going full “mendoza sucks” this week to try to bolster his ty simpson takes

[Xno Kappa]

Probably because him and Ty Simpson are represented by the same agency.

[Rhyis.]

that is generally how it works

[Krandor]

https://www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nfl...ntist/1927067/

If the substation is safe I wonder if Jennings will come back since he/his agent clearly seems to have completely misjudged his market.

[Mertron]

https://www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nfl...ntist/1927067/

If the substation is safe I wonder if Jennings will come back since he/his agent clearly seems to have completely misjudged his market.

scientist

[Mertron]

it’s important to check in on the other division meme wars from time to time