2026 NFL Super Bowl: Someone Make The Offseason Thread

[Mertron]

seahawks won that game btw

[6souls]

DoJ has opened an investigation targeting expensive and restrictive streaming packages.

[kuronosan]

Ah so we should buy stock in Disney+ and Prime

[Celeras]

That Vrabel story would have been 300% more entertaining had he taken the Jets job.

Then again, the Patriots losing the Super bowl would have been 60% less enjoyable.

Call it even.

[Mertron]

pats are hiring shane bowen as a “defensive analyst”

hope it goes just as well as the eagles hiring matt patricia as a “defensive analyst”

[Mertron]

hmm

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/20...845817209?s=20

[Rhyis.]

12.5m is a whole lot of money for a receiver that averages 400 yards

[archibaldcrane]

He's fine, was a 5th rounder.

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[Weltall]

Huge pussy

https://x.com/jonnyroot_/status/2043...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

[Krandor]

I guess it's been rumored for a couple weeks that Rueben Bain had some skeletons in his closet and the first one came out

https://x.com/OllieConnolly/status/2...238493364?s=20

[Xno Kappa]

Future eagle

[Krandor]

I was actually just about to edit how character issues making a top pick fall has Eagles written all over it.

[Xno Kappa]

I’m sure there’s an over/under kill count for eagle draft pick bets

[Weltall]

He’s never making it passed the Chiefs if he has a criminal record or beat a child/woman.

[Mrbeansman]

He’s never making it passed the Chiefs if he has a criminal record or beat a child/woman.

Don't worry I'm sure we can fix this one le sigh.

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[kuronosan]

He’s never making it passed the Chiefs if he has a criminal record or beat a child/woman.

I was about to say, this puts him even higher on our list - checks the "does some dumb shit with a car" box. Need him to beat somebody for the full about experience.

[Mertron]

if he punches mahomes in the face during a super bowl then it’s worth it

[Mertron]

anywho, thought experiment from a conversation my friends had today

let’s say they had an nfl version of impractical jokers where they specifically fucked with nfl quarterbacks. let’s say one of the things they did was pelt a qb with a football as hard as they can when they weren’t looking. most QBs would probably laugh it off right?

but which qb would lose his shit?

it’s absolutely

Spoiler: show

wentz

right?

[Mertron]

you can read that as “who is the least fun nfl qb to hang out with” if you want

the only other answer someone could defend was rodgers

[Weltall]

Rodgers is well liked by many of his teammates and most NFL players side with his politics lmao.

Also

https://x.com/adaptskill/status/2043...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w