2026 NFL Super Bowl: Someone Make The Offseason Thread

[Rhyis.]

well gents, it's draftmas eve. what does that mean? mock my final mock

i present rhyis' legitimately original 4.0 mock draft for 2026. the draft where everything is made up and the trades do matter

Spoiler: show

01. LVR - Fernando Mendoza (QB1)
02. NYJ - David Bailey (EDGE1)
03. KC - Arvell Reese (LB1) - from ARI
04. TEN - Jeremiyah Love (RB1)
05. NYG - Sonny Styles (LB2)
06. LAR - Jordyn Tyson (WR1) - from CLE
07. WAS - Carnell Tate (WR2)
08. NO - Caleb Downs (S1)
09. ARI - Francis Mauigoa (OL1) - from KC
10. NYG - Spencer Fano (OL2)
11. MIA - Rueben Bain (EDGE2)
12. DAL - Mansoor Delane (CB1)
13. CLE - Monroe Freeling (OL3) - from LAR
14. BAL - Vega Ioane (OL4)
15. TB - Akheem Mesidor (EDGE3)
16. NYJ - Makai Lemon (WR3)
17. DET - Kadyn Proctor (OL5)
18. MIN - Kayden McDonald (DT1)
19. CAR - Kenyon Sadiq (TE1)
20. DAL - Keldric Faulk (EDGE4)
21. PIT - Caleb Lomu (OL6)
22. LAC - Colton Hood (CB2)
23. PHI - Max Iheanachor (OL7)
24. CLE - Denzel Boston (WR4)
25. CHI - TJ Parker (EDGE5)
26. BUF - Dillon Thieneman (S2)
27. SF - Omar Cooper Jr (WR5)
28. HOU - Peter Woods (DT2)
29. ARI - Ty Simpson (QB2) - from KC
30. MIA - Blake Miller (OL8)
31. NE - Zion Young (EDGE6)
32. SEA - Jermod McCoy (CB4)

express your mad for giving your shitty team a shitty player at rhyisdoesntgiveafuck.com

[Mertron]

im actually starting to talk myself into denzel boston because im an idiot

[Mertron]

also have seen some people project the eagles will trade up to 11 or so if caleb downs is still there

[Rhyis.]

im actually starting to talk myself into denzel boston because im an idiot

aj brown replacement cope

also have seen some people project the eagles will trade up to 11 or so if caleb downs is still there

that would be a very fuck the cowboys move so it tracks

dallas goedert was supposed to be a cowboy but howie has a vendetta

[Mertron]

if the chiefs trade up to 3 i will venmo you one whole dollar

[Rhyis.]

my reasoning for the chefs trade was they are never this high so why not go get the freakiest athlete in the draft that plays a high value position while you can

rams i've got them going back to their f them picks ways, giving away a 2027 first that will probably be in the 30s

[Mertron]

ive seen other people talk about the chiefs trading up but i don’t get it. the chiefs are still pretty much in win now mode and can just get two high quality players (or maybe more if they trade down their first pick instead)

but then again it’s a top-heavy draft so maybe they’ll just swing for the fences

[Rhyis.]

if they stick and pick t-rex armed rueben bain and no cartilage in his knees jermod mccoy feel like future chefs

[Weltall]

McCoy feels like he is sliding out of day 1.

[Weltall]

Probably the single worst player in the league to pull this on lmao

https://x.com/MySportsUpdate/status/...872172136?s=20

[Weltall]

Smart though because that is not the type of guy you want to be giving a long-term deal.

[Mertron]

clinton: am I early? hey jerry what time do the hookers get here

[Xno Kappa]

that would be a very fuck the cowboys move so it tracks

As if your two fairy ass franchises didn't lick each others nuts and conspire to deny the giants Devonta Smith.

[Weltall]

What's wrong with that? Send me the address

[Weltall]

As if your two fairy ass franchises didn't lick each others nuts and conspire to deny the giants Devonta Smith.

You mean the Eagles #1 WR Devonta Smith.

[Xno Kappa]

I'm still upset about that shit

[Mertron]

if it makes you feel any better that trade also resulted in dallas taking micah parsons who is no longer on the team

[Melena]

Xno, wtf happened to Daboll after you guys fired him? He looks like he's about to birth a cow

https://www.reddit.com/r/nflmemeswar/s/osQSMnEiwm

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[Mertron]

shoutout to the guy who said he’s cultivating mass

[Rhyis.]

As if your two fairy ass franchises didn't lick each others nuts and conspire to deny the giants Devonta Smith.

I'm still upset about that shit

yall dumb asses had the opportunity to draft micah parsons or rashawn slater

instead you traded out and took kadarius toney

that's a you problem