2026 NFL Super Bowl: Someone Make The Offseason Thread

[Weltall]

Oh shit, I forgot all about Kadarius

[kuronosan]

if the chiefs trade up to 3 i will venmo you one whole dollar

We might but we're not trading 29 and 9 for 3 just to get Reese.

[Rhyis.]

it would cost 9, 29, and 74 to get to 3

[Weltall]

Patriots announce that Vrabel won’t be with the team on day 3 of the draft and is entering counseling.

[Mertron]

damn he won’t get to see them draft players that have a 10% chance of being in the league in two years

[Cail]

well gents, it's draftmas eve. what does that mean? mock my final mock

i present rhyis' legitimately original 4.0 mock draft for 2026. the draft where everything is made up and the trades do matter

Spoiler: show

01. LVR - Fernando Mendoza (QB1)
02. NYJ - David Bailey (EDGE1)
03. KC - Arvell Reese (LB1) - from ARI
04. TEN - Jeremiyah Love (RB1)
05. NYG - Sonny Styles (LB2)
06. LAR - Jordyn Tyson (WR1) - from CLE
07. WAS - Carnell Tate (WR2)
08. NO - Caleb Downs (S1)
09. ARI - Francis Mauigoa (OL1) - from KC
10. NYG - Spencer Fano (OL2)
11. MIA - Rueben Bain (EDGE2)
12. DAL - Mansoor Delane (CB1)
13. CLE - Monroe Freeling (OL3) - from LAR
14. BAL - Vega Ioane (OL4)
15. TB - Akheem Mesidor (EDGE3)
16. NYJ - Makai Lemon (WR3)
17. DET - Kadyn Proctor (OL5)
18. MIN - Kayden McDonald (DT1)
19. CAR - Kenyon Sadiq (TE1)
20. DAL - Keldric Faulk (EDGE4)
21. PIT - Caleb Lomu (OL6)
22. LAC - Colton Hood (CB2)
23. PHI - Max Iheanachor (OL7)
24. CLE - Denzel Boston (WR4)
25. CHI - TJ Parker (EDGE5)
26. BUF - Dillon Thieneman (S2)
27. SF - Omar Cooper Jr (WR5)
28. HOU - Peter Woods (DT2)
29. ARI - Ty Simpson (QB2) - from KC
30. MIA - Blake Miller (OL8)
31. NE - Zion Young (EDGE6)
32. SEA - Jermod McCoy (CB4)

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i dont watch college, but from what ive read, Sadiq would be great a pick

hopefully we get him or the Safety from Oregon

[Weltall]

Paid "insiders" are really out here saying Carson Beck could go in the 1st, 2nd at worst.

Ain't no fuckin way

[Rhyis.]

i'm not even sure ty simpson goes in the 1st round

[Krandor]

I think some team will trade up for him right at the end of the 1st just to have the potential of the 5th year option if he pans out

Ain't no way Carson Beck is a first round caliber QB even if he was the only QB in the draft

[Weltall]

i'm not even sure ty simpson goes in the 1st round

Def going in the 1st.

[Mertron]

seahawks have already said they’re willing to trade out of 32 so someone looking for that fifth year will jump on someone

[Mertron]

anyway you guys are just saying this to make it worse when the eagles draft beck

[Rhyis.]

*2 time CFP National Champion Carson Beck

[Rhyis.]

why couldn't that prick win one for the canes

[Xno Kappa]

There’s been countless stories the past few weeks about the jets doing exactly that. Trading back into the first, or down*, and grabbing Ty Simpson.

[Mertron]

new photos of russini and vrabel making out in a NYC bar 6 years ago

i wonder how many other sources she was possibly showing anus

[Mertron]

at what point does she go the maga influencer route. she’s got bills to pay

[Weltall]

Jared Stillman has been right for 6 years and dude is letting EVERYONE know it LOL

https://x.com/nypost/status/20473451...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

[Xno Kappa]

Didn’t some other chick just get fired too for saying there was way more grimey shit about Russini than what’s been released so far?

[Mertron]

im just waiting for one (1) person in mainstream nfl media to say “well we know for sure aj brown is getting traded to the patriots because diana russini was the one actively harping for it and turns out she was nailing the patriots head coach for info”