2026 NFL Super Bowl: Someone Make The Offseason Thread

[Celeras]

Judge and Jaxton? Xno going to need Dramamine after all the mental gymnastics required for his fandom

[Xno Kappa]

It’s all up to Jalen Brunson now.

[Mertron]

im not paying for the article but lol anyway

https://too-deep-zone.ghost.io/32-nf...ase-delusions/

Being a Cowboys fan in 2026 is like being a KISS fan in 2026. Fans know they like something that is objectively dreadful and has been culturally irrelevant for decades. But their support is an act of mild defiance for folks who aren’t bold enough to be Juggalos or Jets fans.

No, Jaxson Dart is not Drake Maye or Caleb Williams. He threw 15 touchdown passes last year, and half of them came in blowout losses. Oh, and Brian Daboll used Dart’s skull the way Gallagher used watermelons.

[Weltall]

Over/Under on Dart being the Giants starting QB in 2028

[Weltall]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/20...772465677?s=20

[Mertron]

Josh Jacobs arrested on multiple charges related to a domestic violence incident last week

[Weltall]

Nice going Archi

[archibaldcrane]

god damnit

[Xno Kappa]

Why couldn’t Jaxson be just a normal nfl player and beat his girlfriend

[Krandor]

With the speed the NFL moves at they probably won't suspend him until next season

[Tymon]

My guess is a 4 week suspension and the accuser will marry him in 3-5 years after the charges are dropped before discovery

[kuronosan]

Why couldn’t Jaxson be just a normal nfl player and beat his girlfriend

Because then we would have to draft him

[Weltall]

I will laugh so hard if the Jags come in and take him from the Pats lol

https://x.com/rotoworld_fb/status/20...914098433?s=20

[Weltall]

https://x.com/adampatrickNFL/status/...122040738?s=20

[Melena]

ROFL, this one is great

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCWestMemeWar/s/nfM4hp6tKT

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[Weltall]

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/20...834671645?s=20

[kuronosan]

ROFL, this one is great

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCWestMemeWar/s/nfM4hp6tKT

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Holy shit lol

[6souls]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...teasley-new-gm

Vikings have hired Seahawks assistant GM Nolan Teasley as their new GM.

Teasley has spent the past 13 seasons with the Seattle Seahawks, where he began as an intern and advanced to assistant general manager in 2023.

Teasley was the only candidate among the five finalists without a clear connection to the team or a key member of the organization.

A 2007 graduate of Central Washington University, where he played football through his junior year, Teasley worked in the business world for six years before deciding to change professions. He joined the Seahawks as an intern in 2013 before being promoted to a promoted to pro scout. He also served as an assistant director of pro personnel and then director of pro personnel before ascending to his most recent role as assistant general manager.

[Weltall]

Ain’t no way they are already this desperate

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/20...ScNj4cKg3IEI_w

[Rhyis.]

nabers is going to start the season on pup. they need bodies